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Beloved Oppressor, try to get some sleep. Tomorrow is your big speech. Nobody touch the minibar! It's a fucking rip-off!
The Dictator
Hello, Aladdin.
The Dictator
In fact, anyone from outside of America is technically an A-rab.
The Dictator
Listen, I understand that you're having urges, okay? Right. But you need to take care of them by yourself.
The Dictator
Well, you're all A-rabs to me, the blacks, the Jews, those blue tree-hugging queers in A-vatar.
The Dictator
We've actually already met.
The Dictator
Summon my generals. I'll join you after I finish this level. Bonus round. Mass grave.
The Dictator
Zoey, I'm not really Allison Burgers.
The Dictator
So let's not throw stones, okay?
The Dictator
You are out of your mind. You're insane! Well, you download songs illegally from the Internet.
The Dictator
Allison, before we go any further, there's something that I want to tell you.
The Dictator
Oh, he's not going to recover, sir. He's dead.
The Dictator
No, no, no! Zoey, Zoey, Zoey! No. You were just using me to get access to that hotel! No! Zoey, I'm attracted to you in a really fucked-up way.
The Dictator
And children.
The Dictator
The weapons inspectors will bathe in their own blood!
The Dictator
Looks like we need to find a new double.
The Dictator
Okay. Maroush, give the goodie bag!
The Dictator
