Yeah, how 'bout looking in my eye when I'm speaking to you? It's very rude not to look at somebody in the eye when they're talking to you.
The Dictator
4.2s
Listen, everything is gonna be just fine. I don't want you to worry about anything.
The Dictator
9.9s
What I don't want to do is send the body to the family and then they discover an almond in his head, and they say, "Why is there an almond in his head?" Take it out.
The Dictator
1.9s
It's okay. Don't worry. You're having a rough day.
The Dictator
1.4s
Promise me you're going to ice?
The Dictator
2s
- Don't eat it. - Oh, Maroush!
The Dictator
2.4s
We shot the wrong man.
The Dictator
1.3s
Clean it!
The Dictator
8s
Okay. Let's rehearse this. Role play, role play. You, come on. This'll be fun. So, Secretary General, your soldiers will weep...
The Dictator
7.4s
I'm so sorry! Listen, it was not my fault. I mean, somebody had set the safety catch to "Aladeen" instead of "Aladeen."
The Dictator
5.4s
Fine! I'll address them like they've never been addressed before. How much time have they allotted me?
The Dictator
4.3s
And three of those will be untranslatable. Literally, baby noises.
The Dictator
4s
Seven minutes, sir. I'll talk for 14 hours!
The Dictator
1.9s
It's gonna be fine. You just need to ice it.
The Dictator
1.4s
You got to ice.
The Dictator
14.2s
Breaking news now. Just moments ago, the U.N. Security Council voted to authorize NATO air strikes against Wadiya, unless Admiral General Aladeen agrees to address the U.N. In person. And now, the world waits. What will Aladeen do next?
