All I ever did was steal my country's wealth and execute anybody who did not agree with me, and many who did.
The Dictator
3.4s
So sorry, Supreme Leader. Don't worry. I'm 50% to blame.
The Dictator
2.2s
Welcome to the Death to Aladeen Restaurant.
The Dictator
12.1s
Why is it always the good guys? Why? Nadal?
The Dictator
2.9s
Wait. You look very familiar.
The Dictator
6.3s
Do I know you? Sorry.
The Dictator
2.4s
No! No! Supreme Leader!
The Dictator
1.2s
Why me?
The Dictator
4.7s
You don't got a pass, you don't get in. But I'm staying here! I paid twenty dollars for the fucking Internet!
The Dictator
7.3s
Let me in! I have 85 rooms at this hotel! It's me, Admiral General Aladeen! I lost my beard!
The Dictator
2.2s
Congratulations. Living the American dream.
The Dictator
3s
How much do you charge for assassinations?
The Dictator
2.8s
Girls, show him your bosoms.
The Dictator
2.2s
Why is this happening to me?
The Dictator
12.6s
I've been replaced by this body double who's a total imbecile. How are you alive? How am I... Wait. You don't know? No. Every single person you had executed is still alive.
The Dictator
8.5s
Nadal, you must help me get back into power. What? No. Why would I do that? I have a perfectly good job here. I'm a Mac Genius!
The Dictator
8.1s
This is my cousin. I see you've all met him. He's very simple and backwards. I'm sorry. - Sorry. - It's okay, sit. - Okay. - Sit and eat.
