Crashing the party with civilians. Are you drunk? It's only noon, Suzi, darling.
Murder Mystery
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So I put my finger here, and check this... the watch tells me I have a heart problem. Wouldn't a mirror tell you the same thing? Yeah, but this has weather, too. Okay. We got an hour until we're meeting the ladies for dinner. - Yeah. - You wanna catch a beer? I can't. I gotta run a few errands. What? You don't want a beer? What's wrong? I... got the results back from the detective exam. You failed again? This is why I never took that test. All the anxiety and disappointment. At some point, you have to realize you have hit your ceiling and just give up. You know, you should go around and speak at schools. - That was very inspiring. - I should. Kids need to hear this shit. I don't get it, man. I know all the answers, I just freeze under pressure. You know, I can't take the exam for, like, three more months, so I gotta continue lying to Audrey. So when we're at dinner tonight, please, - tell your wi... - Ah! No. Come on, man. You know I'll lie for you anytime. I will cover up dead bodies for you. But if I ask Holly to lie to your wife, there's no way we're messing around. It's Freaky Friday! You don't have to lie, just tell her to ignore when I'm lying. That's it.
Murder Mystery
14.5s
Which, en français, roughly translates to LeBoutillier. Madeleine LeBoutillier, your mother. This is a joke. I wasn't even in the room when Malcolm Quince was murdered. Fine! Then Tobey killed him, but he did it with a little help. The lights. You turned out the lights.
Murder Mystery
5.7s
- Wait! No, no. - Whoa! Nobody move! Nobody move, or I'll shoot her. Guns down. Baissez vos armes.
Murder Mystery
3.9s
- Are you kidding me? - I'm so sorry! I don't know what to say! Go, go, go!
Murder Mystery
11.4s
...Juan Carlos done it, man. What? Why would he do that? Well, Juan Carlos's dad used to race for Malcolm. Malcolm tried to get slick on some safety angle, and shit got overlooked. - Yeah? - Okay.
Murder Mystery
1.2s
Hi, welcome.
Murder Mystery
1.2s
Hey!
Murder Mystery
19.5s
The guy that throws me off the most... Cavendish... to me, he seems like he's compensating for something, with the Great Gatsby look and the jawline and the "hey, I'm so gorgeous." Am I right? Mm-hmm. There's absolutely nothing wrong with Charles Cavendish. - Isn't that the... - Except... he probably murdered his uncle.
Murder Mystery
3.9s
- Okay, fine. - Thank you. You owe me. See you tonight.
Murder Mystery
1.2s
Claritin...
Murder Mystery
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- Okay. So we'll stick around. - So we stay. Okay.
Murder Mystery
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I gotta get Claritin. Claritin. Oh, my God! Look!
Murder Mystery
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What about the lights? Yeah, leave 'em on. I don't care. Either way. Lady's choice. Shh! No. Who turned out those lights?
Murder Mystery
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- I doubt that would be useful. - I know. It doesn't work. I tried to tell that to Nick.
Murder Mystery
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- Tylenol PM? Am I right? - No. It's not good for that. It depends on what time of year you go. That makes sense. Can I get another?
Murder Mystery
2.7s
- Oh. Hey. We're the Spitzes. - We're the...
Murder Mystery
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Oh, look at this. Now he's smoking his dick! - He's smoking his dick! - No. Oh, God. Would you stop it? I'm just having fun. It's a boat.