So, this beard... It's incredible. Do you oil that or condition? You won't get anything out of him. Oh, my gosh. Most of his life, he's been serving men like me and Malcolm, despite being an heir to millions. He's rich, too? He's supposed to be, but he's one of 16 children, and he's half French. Are you familiar with French inheritance law?
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Charles said that everyone's gonna be at this race, so whoever did this is gonna be there. We have to figure out who it is. I know we've gotta figure it out. This isn't one of your books, sweetheart. I mean, it's like one of your books, but this is real. Like, two people are dead, for real. - I know. - There's a real killer on the real loose. Hey, babe. Relax. What's... What's wrong with you? For real? Come on. Will you just focus... - Fine. - ...on this with me? Um, yes. Uh... Okay. So there are three basic motives for every murder. Yes. The first one is money. Right. Everyone was in Quince's will, except Suzi. - Okay. - All right. The second one is love. We know nobody loved that guy 'cause he was kind of a prick. Suzi might have loved him. - That's what you would think... - Okay, what's the third one? - Revenge. - Right. That's the one we should be thinking about. I'm telling you, if we figure out who hates this guy the most, that's our killer. Okay. Okay.
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Juan Carlos! Juan Carlos!
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I will not rest until I prove to you we have nothing to do with these murders.
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But mark my words, Officer Spitz, I will not rest until I prove that you committed these murders.
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I believe Mr. Cavendish has provided accommodations for you at the Hotel de Savoie, so you won't be on the street.
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You don't have any evidence. You can't hold us. No, but I can hold these.
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That doesn't make us murderers. A broke, failed man, lying to his wife? I think it does.
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I didn't think it was a crime here. I thought maybe you guys had different rules.
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Impersonating a detective is a crime.
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So I... tell people I'm a detective. There's... That's not a crime.
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Failed his detective's exam three times. You are, how you do say, cop on the beat, not detective as you so claim.
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Broad strokes. That Colonel guy, he's getting on my nerves. - Yeah. - Shit. Walking around - saying you killed both those guys. - Huh? - Yeah. - What? And I'm like, come on. - My man wouldn't do... - Yo. Look, yo. I didn't do nothing, son. - It doesn't matter what the will says. - Uh-huh. The fortune must be divided equally among the offspring. Why do the French have such a law? Well, they do it to keep all Frenchmen from doing what Malcolm was trying to do, and leaving everything to their mistresses. Oh.
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Maybe he's being watched by the killer. What if we're being watched by the killer? What if he was in here? Maybe he stole my Peanut M&Ms. I stole your Peanut M&Ms. You stole my Peanut M&Ms? - I wanted to see if they tasted the same! - You got to stop eating. You're gonna gain it all back. I'm going to 802. Are you coming with me? Okay, wait. Let me just... - What? - ...figure something out.
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"Come to suite 802." ♪ Dum, dum, dum ♪ - We have to go to 802. - We're not going to 802. Stop! - Why? - It's a trap. Why wouldn't whoever just knocked just come in and talk to us?
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Oh, got it. Will you please just go see a chiropractor? It's gonna be fine.