You, um... You... saw that? Maharajah, some advice for you. Maybe grab the bottom and squeeze.
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Anyway... French fries. Yes. Actually, Juan Carlos, you had nothing to do with this. You couldn't have had anything to do with it because you were with us when Suzi got killed. - So it wasn't you. - Mm-mm. - It wasn't you. - Mm-mm. - It wasn't you. - No. It wasn't you.
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It's not like canceling a pizza, honey. You tell 'em to show up, they show up. If he's not the killer, who is the killer? And if we don't know who the killer is before they get here, we're screwed! Do you understand this? He's gotta be here in this house. This is gorgeous wallpaper. Is that fabric? Is this embossed? Sweetheart, you're losing it! You're making me nuts right now! No, I know. Hold on. Okay. All right, it's good. You all right? You breathing? - I have to breathe through this. - Look at me.
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And then you killed Tobey so that you could just keep all of it. Then me and this girl started asking too many questions. So you had to get rid of us.
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So it wouldn't matter what the will said. Straight up, Maharajah. The kids were gonna get the money, whether the old man married Suzi or not. Mm-hmm. But both of Malcolm's children are dead.
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Yes. Aren't you gonna do anything at all?
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Are you implying I have bastard children?
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If we're gonna do that, we gotta... we just gotta look confident. All right. If we're gonna look confident, we've gotta dress it. I already know what I wanna wear.
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Did he, Colonel?
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- Changed her name. - Ah! - You changed your name. - Yes. Your real last name isn't Ballard.
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Okay. Anyway, um, the French law states that a man's estate must be divided equally amongst his children.
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Holy shit! Maybe we did do it. - What? - Did you? - Because listen... - What did you just say to me? - I'm just messing around. - There it is. - And he's clapping. - Going to jail. Thanks, babe. I'm glad we finally are all on the same page.
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Uh, and... what about the murders?
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- She's dead. - Dead. - Oh! - Oh, my God! Y'all are like the miniature Manson Family! - No, no, no. - Nick and Audrey Spitz, - you are under arrest. - Listen. Ferme la bouche. Is that what it is? - Just give us a second. We got this. - We got this. Let's go. Thank you.
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But it couldn't have happened to a nicer group of people. So... what other proof do you have? - Of what? - Proof of what? That she killed everybody?
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Now, since the first murder occurred in French territorial waters, I will be taking you to Paris to be arraigned and tried. At least we're going to Paris. You always wanted to go. Honey, if you keep making jokes at a time like this, it's not gonna make this go away. Lucky for you, since 1977, there has been no death penalty under French law.
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Well, I wasn't. Because I do. I was surprised you knew about them.
