Search video clips by word, quote or scene phrase

14.9s

We would be sailing around European harbors. - Yeah. - Okay? We'd be eating fresh fish. - Right. - And we'd be drinking wine. - Hmm. - We'd be together. That's nice. - They have a chef. - They have a chef. His name is Maurice. Maurice? - Maurice, yes. - Maurice.

Murder Mystery

9.2s

How do you know Charles? Oh. We go back to six hours ago? - Yes. - We met on an airplane. He was very nice to include us. We have a spare cabin for them, I assume.

Murder Mystery

2s

"Some people call me Maurice."

Murder Mystery

1.2s

- Quince. - Uncle...

Murder Mystery

13.1s

On a bus. A bus that is bound for the idyllic village of San Grigio, where we can watch a demonstration on how they age ham. - Let me explain something. - Tell me what I'm missing. - Are you kidding me? - Go.

Murder Mystery

11.2s

- Okay. - Thank you for having us aboard, sir. Yeah. Hey, really nice. It's my father's boat. Oh, well, her father, uh, let me use his lawnmower one time, - so I know how that goes. - Yeah.

Murder Mystery

2.2s

- That's the one. - Oh, my gosh.

Murder Mystery

13.4s

Let's go put on some sunscreen 'cause it's... You already put the sunscreen on me earlier. No, we're gonna... we're gonna reapply the sunscreen. - We're putting more on? - We're gonna reapply. All right. We'll put more on. - So nice to meet you. - I can't believe... This is great! - He's so excited. - We're on the same ship!

Murder Mystery

9s

And you brought guests. Allow me to introduce my cousin, Tobey. Malcolm's only son and the man Suzi would have left me for, had he not been a screaming queen.

Murder Mystery

1.2s

Remember that one?

Murder Mystery

6.9s

He looks just like this... if this wrinkled olive had $70 billion.

Murder Mystery

15.2s

Okay. You wanna know the truth? - You're breaking my heart. - Why? I feel like a schmuck because I've been working my ass off and saving money, and now you know why. It was to take us on this trip. And I know I'm not a duke. I understand. He's a viscount, but... - I don't even know what that is. - I know. It's okay.

Murder Mystery

16.9s

Audrey is lactose intolerant. - She also burps in her sleep. - What? I just thought 'cause we are discussing each other's flaws right now, you wanted to put it on the table. I'm sorry I... Listen, I didn't think that was a sensitive subject... It's not a sensitive subject, I just don't like you telling - everybody we meet. - I'm sorry I brought it up. Never mind.

Murder Mystery

3.4s

You'd know more about Malcolm's entrances than anyone at this point.

Murder Mystery

35.2s

That's... This is incr... I'm a massive fan of yours! - Like, number one! - Oh. - This isn't... - I know. It's incredible. I am Nick Spitz. This is my wife, Allison. - I can't believe... - Aud... Audrey. I'm Audrey. - I said Audrey! - No, you didn't. Allison is the character she played in the... Remember the one? We watched it together. Where it's a beautiful lady, it turns out she's a robot? - And there's the bra... - She's the robot! - There's guns coming out of your bra. - Yes! Sex Machina. My breakout role. So good. Look at this, right in front of us! I feel like I got kicked in the belly right now! - Okay. Hey, hey, hey. - I lost my wind!

Murder Mystery

18.1s

"Sex-crazed oldster Malcolm Quince wed 23-year-old ski instructor Suzi Nakamura this week." - Mm-hmm. - "Why would the Tokyo-born tart trade downhills for dentures? Perhaps the $70 billion his son, Tobey, was set to inherit." - Wow. - Oh, my God, baby.

Murder Mystery

3.5s

Malcolm Quince is your uncle? That billionaire?

Murder Mystery

13.4s

Okay. When we get to Monaco, I'll get you your Claritin. It's not... It's gonna be called something else over there, I'm telling you. Just remember, we... The blue box. You know, "Allegra" in, uh, French means the same shit as Claritin.

Murder Mystery

Found 618 results

We would be sailing around European harbors. - Yeah. - Okay? We'd be eating fresh fish. - Right. - And we'd be drinking wine. - Hmm. - We'd be together. That's nice. - They have a chef. - They have a chef. His name is Maurice. Maurice? - Maurice, yes. - Maurice.

How do you know Charles? Oh. We go back to six hours ago? - Yes. - We met on an airplane. He was very nice to include us. We have a spare cabin for them, I assume.

"Some people call me Maurice."

- Quince. - Uncle...

On a bus. A bus that is bound for the idyllic village of San Grigio, where we can watch a demonstration on how they age ham. - Let me explain something. - Tell me what I'm missing. - Are you kidding me? - Go.

- Okay. - Thank you for having us aboard, sir. Yeah. Hey, really nice. It's my father's boat. Oh, well, her father, uh, let me use his lawnmower one time, - so I know how that goes. - Yeah.

- That's the one. - Oh, my gosh.

And you brought guests. Allow me to introduce my cousin, Tobey. Malcolm's only son and the man Suzi would have left me for, had he not been a screaming queen.

Remember that one?

He looks just like this... if this wrinkled olive had $70 billion.

You'd know more about Malcolm's entrances than anyone at this point.

"Sex-crazed oldster Malcolm Quince wed 23-year-old ski instructor Suzi Nakamura this week." - Mm-hmm. - "Why would the Tokyo-born tart trade downhills for dentures? Perhaps the $70 billion his son, Tobey, was set to inherit." - Wow. - Oh, my God, baby.

Malcolm Quince is your uncle? That billionaire?

Okay. When we get to Monaco, I'll get you your Claritin. It's not... It's gonna be called something else over there, I'm telling you. Just remember, we... The blue box. You know, "Allegra" in, uh, French means the same shit as Claritin.