Captain Wong, I'd like to address my guests privately.
Murder Mystery
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My friends, welcome to the Mediterranean Queen. I can't tell you how much it warms my heart that you have made this trip here to celebrate my nuptials. You will find, as you get older, that you begin to take stock of life.
Murder Mystery
2.7s
Who... you've failed.
Murder Mystery
1.2s
The who?
Murder Mystery
1.6s
- Nice... - We're...
Murder Mystery
6.9s
Suzi, my darling bride, who has so much of her life ahead of her.
Murder Mystery
6.4s
That's where he lost his eye and his... And his dick? Did he lose his dick? - Honey, why? - I thought that maybe it was his dick.
Murder Mystery
2.4s
- Oh, she's had it all done. - What?
Murder Mystery
32.8s
Lips, nose, chin. No! People really get their chins done? - Mm-hmm. - Huh! That was so directed at me, it was disgusting. You want me to get my chin done. And I'm not... I love you for who you are. Although it's an option. Would you guys excuse me for a moment? - I should say hello to the Maharajah. - Absolutely. - Everyone's saying it. - Do you believe we're on a boat where the guy said, "I'm gonna go have a conversation with the Maharajah?" - That was big. - Is this real? Excuse me, ma'am? Is there a Maurice here? 'Cause I'm hungry as hell. Yes, sir. He's preparing. He's preparing. Okay. Is he ever gonna finish?
Murder Mystery
2s
All right. Where were we? Okay, okay, okay.
Murder Mystery
1.7s
Tell me about Malcolm Quince.
Murder Mystery
7.8s
Do you know how much fun that could be? I just lay here and the boat does all the work. - That's so convenient for you. - You know I have a bad back. So convenient for you.
Murder Mystery
7.5s
Yo, Mr. French Policeman, man. It was mad. Lights went out. I thought I saw something move, and I shot.
Murder Mystery
3.4s
I didn't think it was a crime here. I thought maybe you guys had different rules.
Murder Mystery
6.3s
So I... tell people I'm a detective. There's... That's not a crime.
