Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Sit on the bed. You speak... I thought you didn't speak. Shut up. Sit on the bed. - I'm sitting! - Shut up. Sit down. We're gonna sit in front of the bed. All good.
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So, this beard... It's incredible. Do you oil that or condition? You won't get anything out of him. Oh, my gosh. Most of his life, he's been serving men like me and Malcolm, despite being an heir to millions. He's rich, too? He's supposed to be, but he's one of 16 children, and he's half French. Are you familiar with French inheritance law?
Murder Mystery
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Just shut up. Listen.
Murder Mystery
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Note sender?
Murder Mystery
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Oh! Bless you.
Murder Mystery
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- What are you doing? - It's a weapon. That's a lamp. Not when I crack someone over the head with it. Will you stop questioning everything I do. Well, everything you do is questionable.
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I did not see the bomber, but the Colonel did.
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Copenhagen, 1994.
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What the... What the...
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That's 808.
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Hurry.
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I talk about her. - Me? - Her? No, no, no.
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No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! We should test that for fingerprints first. Okay. Do you have the fingerprint testing kit?
Murder Mystery
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Oh, God. Seriously?
Murder Mystery
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Broad strokes. That Colonel guy, he's getting on my nerves. - Yeah. - Shit. Walking around - saying you killed both those guys. - Huh? - Yeah. - What? And I'm like, come on. - My man wouldn't do... - Yo. Look, yo. I didn't do nothing, son. - It doesn't matter what the will says. - Uh-huh. The fortune must be divided equally among the offspring. Why do the French have such a law? Well, they do it to keep all Frenchmen from doing what Malcolm was trying to do, and leaving everything to their mistresses. Oh.
Murder Mystery
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Charles said that everyone's gonna be at this race, so whoever did this is gonna be there. We have to figure out who it is. I know we've gotta figure it out. This isn't one of your books, sweetheart. I mean, it's like one of your books, but this is real. Like, two people are dead, for real. - I know. - There's a real killer on the real loose. Hey, babe. Relax. What's... What's wrong with you? For real? Come on. Will you just focus... - Fine. - ...on this with me? Um, yes. Uh... Okay. So there are three basic motives for every murder. Yes. The first one is money. Right. Everyone was in Quince's will, except Suzi. - Okay. - All right. The second one is love. We know nobody loved that guy 'cause he was kind of a prick. Suzi might have loved him. - That's what you would think... - Okay, what's the third one? - Revenge. - Right. That's the one we should be thinking about. I'm telling you, if we figure out who hates this guy the most, that's our killer. Okay. Okay.