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Hey! Hey, Gonzales. Where is our welcome glass of champagne? - We were promised... - Summer hit me! ...a glass of champagne when we arrived... Zip it! Both of you! Will you stop that? I know you hear me!

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- Great to meet you. You're terrific. - Nice to meet you. Pleasure. I'm sorry you had to see that. - Actually, I started to like you. - She deserved that. - Very good. You came on strong. - She is not nice. You're hurt. Charles. So glad you could make it.

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We would be sailing around European harbors. - Yeah. - Okay? We'd be eating fresh fish. - Right. - And we'd be drinking wine. - Hmm. - We'd be together. That's nice. - They have a chef. - They have a chef. His name is Maurice. Maurice? - Maurice, yes. - Maurice.

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How do you know Charles? Oh. We go back to six hours ago? - Yes. - We met on an airplane. He was very nice to include us. We have a spare cabin for them, I assume.

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"Some people call me Maurice."

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- Quince. - Uncle...

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On a bus. A bus that is bound for the idyllic village of San Grigio, where we can watch a demonstration on how they age ham. - Let me explain something. - Tell me what I'm missing. - Are you kidding me? - Go.

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- Okay. - Thank you for having us aboard, sir. Yeah. Hey, really nice. It's my father's boat. Oh, well, her father, uh, let me use his lawnmower one time, - so I know how that goes. - Yeah.

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- That's the one. - Oh, my gosh.

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Let's go put on some sunscreen 'cause it's... You already put the sunscreen on me earlier. No, we're gonna... we're gonna reapply the sunscreen. - We're putting more on? - We're gonna reapply. All right. We'll put more on. - So nice to meet you. - I can't believe... This is great! - He's so excited. - We're on the same ship!

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And you brought guests. Allow me to introduce my cousin, Tobey. Malcolm's only son and the man Suzi would have left me for, had he not been a screaming queen.

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Remember that one?

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He looks just like this... if this wrinkled olive had $70 billion.

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Okay. You wanna know the truth? - You're breaking my heart. - Why? I feel like a schmuck because I've been working my ass off and saving money, and now you know why. It was to take us on this trip. And I know I'm not a duke. I understand. He's a viscount, but... - I don't even know what that is. - I know. It's okay.

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Audrey is lactose intolerant. - She also burps in her sleep. - What? I just thought 'cause we are discussing each other's flaws right now, you wanted to put it on the table. I'm sorry I... Listen, I didn't think that was a sensitive subject... It's not a sensitive subject, I just don't like you telling - everybody we meet. - I'm sorry I brought it up. Never mind.

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You'd know more about Malcolm's entrances than anyone at this point.

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That's... This is incr... I'm a massive fan of yours! - Like, number one! - Oh. - This isn't... - I know. It's incredible. I am Nick Spitz. This is my wife, Allison. - I can't believe... - Aud... Audrey. I'm Audrey. - I said Audrey! - No, you didn't. Allison is the character she played in the... Remember the one? We watched it together. Where it's a beautiful lady, it turns out she's a robot? - And there's the bra... - She's the robot! - There's guns coming out of your bra. - Yes! Sex Machina. My breakout role. So good. Look at this, right in front of us! I feel like I got kicked in the belly right now! - Okay. Hey, hey, hey. - I lost my wind!

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"Sex-crazed oldster Malcolm Quince wed 23-year-old ski instructor Suzi Nakamura this week." - Mm-hmm. - "Why would the Tokyo-born tart trade downhills for dentures? Perhaps the $70 billion his son, Tobey, was set to inherit." - Wow. - Oh, my God, baby.

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Hey! Hey, Gonzales. Where is our welcome glass of champagne? - We were promised... - Summer hit me! ...a glass of champagne when we arrived... Zip it! Both of you! Will you stop that? I know you hear me!

- Great to meet you. You're terrific. - Nice to meet you. Pleasure. I'm sorry you had to see that. - Actually, I started to like you. - She deserved that. - Very good. You came on strong. - She is not nice. You're hurt. Charles. So glad you could make it.

We would be sailing around European harbors. - Yeah. - Okay? We'd be eating fresh fish. - Right. - And we'd be drinking wine. - Hmm. - We'd be together. That's nice. - They have a chef. - They have a chef. His name is Maurice. Maurice? - Maurice, yes. - Maurice.

How do you know Charles? Oh. We go back to six hours ago? - Yes. - We met on an airplane. He was very nice to include us. We have a spare cabin for them, I assume.

"Some people call me Maurice."

- Quince. - Uncle...

On a bus. A bus that is bound for the idyllic village of San Grigio, where we can watch a demonstration on how they age ham. - Let me explain something. - Tell me what I'm missing. - Are you kidding me? - Go.

- Okay. - Thank you for having us aboard, sir. Yeah. Hey, really nice. It's my father's boat. Oh, well, her father, uh, let me use his lawnmower one time, - so I know how that goes. - Yeah.

- That's the one. - Oh, my gosh.

And you brought guests. Allow me to introduce my cousin, Tobey. Malcolm's only son and the man Suzi would have left me for, had he not been a screaming queen.

Remember that one?

He looks just like this... if this wrinkled olive had $70 billion.

You'd know more about Malcolm's entrances than anyone at this point.

"Sex-crazed oldster Malcolm Quince wed 23-year-old ski instructor Suzi Nakamura this week." - Mm-hmm. - "Why would the Tokyo-born tart trade downhills for dentures? Perhaps the $70 billion his son, Tobey, was set to inherit." - Wow. - Oh, my God, baby.