So it wouldn't matter what the will said. Straight up, Maharajah. The kids were gonna get the money, whether the old man married Suzi or not. Mm-hmm. But both of Malcolm's children are dead.
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Yes. Aren't you gonna do anything at all?
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Are you implying I have bastard children?
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If we're gonna do that, we gotta... we just gotta look confident. All right. If we're gonna look confident, we've gotta dress it. I already know what I wanna wear.
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Did he, Colonel?
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- Changed her name. - Ah! - You changed your name. - Yes. Your real last name isn't Ballard.
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Okay. Anyway, um, the French law states that a man's estate must be divided equally amongst his children.
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Holy shit! Maybe we did do it. - What? - Did you? - Because listen... - What did you just say to me? - I'm just messing around. - There it is. - And he's clapping. - Going to jail. Thanks, babe. I'm glad we finally are all on the same page.
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Uh, and... what about the murders?
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- She's dead. - Dead. - Oh! - Oh, my God! Y'all are like the miniature Manson Family! - No, no, no. - Nick and Audrey Spitz, - you are under arrest. - Listen. Ferme la bouche. Is that what it is? - Just give us a second. We got this. - We got this. Let's go. Thank you.
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But it couldn't have happened to a nicer group of people. So... what other proof do you have? - Of what? - Proof of what? That she killed everybody?
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Now, since the first murder occurred in French territorial waters, I will be taking you to Paris to be arraigned and tried. At least we're going to Paris. You always wanted to go. Honey, if you keep making jokes at a time like this, it's not gonna make this go away. Lucky for you, since 1977, there has been no death penalty under French law.
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Well, I wasn't. Because I do. I was surprised you knew about them.
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Luckily, not for him, but Sergei gets in the way.
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Oh, I didn't do those.
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All right. Ladies and gentlemen, let's review the facts. Malcolm Quince, he was the first to get murdered. We all assumed it was Tobey. - No, we all assumed you did it. - Mm-hmm. - Okay. - Yeah, but Tobey hated his father, and he stood to inherit billions of dollars. - Until he caught some lead to the dome. - Mm-hmm. - Can you feel me, Raja? - Pew-pew-pew!
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- And the weapon... - Hm! - I recognize the weapon now. - The dart? It was a movie. I watched it one night. You were out with your friends. You came back drunk and, uh... What the hell was it?
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'Cause he loved Suzi, not you! The three motives: money, love, revenge. You were the mastermind behind Malcolm Quince's murders, weren't you? - And you were the one who framed us. - You killed them all, didn't you? Didn't you?