You're getting there, bud. No need to rush. Stroke alert. Fifth floor, building B. Room 514. Stroke alert. So, uh.. How are things between you and Carol? Carol? You're referring to the spider woman I found in the gutter? That you found in the gutter, yes. - That's the one. - The same. One and the same. Things, uh.. Things are actually cooled down between Carol and me. It's baffling. Just.. I can't quite pinpoint the exact moment when everything went south.
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Kelly!!
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Damn it!!
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Well, anyway, if you guys are going to go hunting, you're going to need these. Uh, they're masks that you wear on the back of your head to keep the animals away from you. To keep them from stalking you, essentially.
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So, pregame at Paul's at like 7:00-ish. Paul has his own apartment?
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Did you have asparagus?
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Hey, Joe, do you know we've been walking for half a mile? I can tell by how much we've bonded. Well, we're lost, and, um.. You haven't said a word this entire time, so.. How much longer? I have no idea, Biaggio. Let's just keep our wits, and we'll get out of here.
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What the hell are you doing, guys? Come on!! - Oh, my God!! Oh, my God!! - Let's go!! Let's go!! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
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- Oh, my.. - Jesus!! Let's go, let's go.
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Yes, it does.
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I don't trust that old guy. He has a shadow behind his eyes. How long have you been standing there? Hello. That's not an answer.
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Patrick.
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I came early. Oh, shit. Dude. Oh, my God.
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"We do swear, "under pain of friendship lost, "to never speak "of this enterprise to any adult, "and to never betray its location "or its participants, "and from this day forthwith "to boil our own water, "kill our own food, build our own shelter and be our own men."
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Ready? All right, let's unpack.
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You okay, fatty? No. No, I'm not. I-I'm really nervous. We're really doing this, huh? Yes, we are. I've never done anything like this, Joe. It's starting to freak me out. Well, uh, neither have I. Kind of the point. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know. Just, okay, before I make a big decision, I always, you know, say to myself, "I'll do it unless God gives me a definitive omen in the next 30 seconds." So, you know, it's just some dumb superstition I have. If you don't want to do it, that's fine. But.. Do you want to? Sure, yeah. It's.. Yeah, so just like, close your eyes, and yeah. You got it.
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Oh. Okay, let's go. Wait, what? No, no, that was thunder. Definitely a bad omen. No, come on, that was thunder. That's a tree. This is a rock. Come on, man, it's nature. It's not an omen. Have some common sense. - "Common sense"? - It's not like a raven told us to go away. Yeah, we're doing this.