Robin, get ready. I'm about to teach you some father-and-son stuff.
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Hmm. She sure would. Then let me try. Let me get down there and help them. But haven't you tried that before?
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But doesn't he deserve a chance for someone to take him under their wing, as I took you under mine?
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This way, Alfred. You do the same thing over and over.
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'Puter, go to super-secret stealth mode.
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Are they really the ones you're protecting?
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But you're not exactly a good guy, either. - Batman? - Padre?
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Computer, Batman's in danger. Please, Computer, take us back! Do you really want the man who made you to come to harm? Batman programmed me to obey him. But he didn't say to not not rescue him. What are they doing? Come on, guys. Let's hustle. Gotham City's not gonna blow itself up.
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Alfred, put that kid on the next jet to the orphanage.
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- Hold on! - No! Evil buddies, those are my last three painful reminders of Batman. Run! Come on, Alfred. This way. Wait, where's Dick? The little guy? He's over there. Initializing Batcave operating system. What's he doing? I've gotta save my family! Just think. - What would Batman do? - What? I know. Not listen to anyone else. Be mean to people.
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You even abandoned your friends. What? Go on, Scuttler. Go. - Batman, no. No! - Don't do this! Abandoned? No. No, I was trying to protect them. By pushing them away? Well, yeah.
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I call it the Babs-Signal. And I'm flipping the switch for you. Because saving this city is too big a job for one person. Flip, flip.
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Absolutely not.
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- Whoa! - We saw your signal, and we came to help.
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So I came back to do this.
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Madam Mayor! Thanks for dropping by. I've only got one thing to say to you, Joker. Well, you better make it fast. Do you like to gamble? Oh, I certainly do. Do you ever play roulette? On occasion. Well, let me give you a word of advice. I'm all ears. When playing roulette... Yes? ...always bet on black. Batman? What are you doing? You're completely outnumbered here! Are you nuts? You wanna get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts!
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- Who's the manliest man? - Ugh! Batman! - With the buns of steel? - Batman! 'Puter. - Who could choke-hold a bear? - Batman! - Who never skips leg day? - Batman! Who always pays their taxes? Not Batman How is he beating all of you again?
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Da-Na, da-Na, da-Na, da-Na Batman! You think my muscles are big? Thank you.