No, he needed to go someplace where he could never harm Metropolis ever again.
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Bruce Wayne! He's the greatest orphan of all time. Shamon, Shamon - Nice to see you, Mr. Ambassador. - Mr. Wayne! - You want a picture? - That would be swell! Here we go. Party face! Boom. Keep it. Whoa! Thanks, Mr. Wayne. Call me Bruce, champ. I'm just so jazzed to meet you, sir. I'm sorry, did you say "jazzed"? Yes! My name's Richard Grayson, but all the kids at the orphanage call me Dick. - Well, children can be cruel. - Yeah. - Great to see you, Bruce. - Nice to see you, sir. - So, I had a question for you, sir. - Okay, hit me with it. Do you have any advice on how to get adopted? - Oh, yeah. - Oh, you do? - Mr. Wayne, can I get an autograph? - Sure.
The Lego Batman Movie
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You're too good for Batman. He needs to open his eyes and see what it feels like when you're not around. Okay? Yeah, Pippa. I couldn't put Zod in a regular prison, right? He's Zod. Come on!
The Lego Batman Movie
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I'm starting with the man in the mirror Bruce, any advice for the new commissioner? Long as he knows how to push the button for the Bat-Signal, he'll be fine. Bruce, I don't know how you did it. You can't prove it, you didn't do it. Mr. Wayne, so great to see you! Come and join us! Mr. Prime Minister. Did you have some work done?
The Lego Batman Movie
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Uh, Mr. Wayne? Are you currently in the market to adopt a child?
The Lego Batman Movie
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No way!
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And how am I supposed to get Batman's respect when I'm working with these human farts? Boo-boo, look at me.
The Lego Batman Movie
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We've gathered here tonight to mark the retirement of Jim Gordon. Goodbye. And we wish him well on his South African jungle safari! Thank you.
The Lego Batman Movie
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- Waiter. - Sir? - Can I? - Of course. - Thank you. - My pleasure. Thanks so much.
The Lego Batman Movie
1.3s
Is that real lava?
The Lego Batman Movie
11.4s
Clayface, Freeze, bring me the new Commissioner Gordon. - We're on it. - Cool. And, Harley, you know what to do. I sure do. It's time for Operation "Take Out the Laundry."
The Lego Batman Movie
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I've got a four-point pilot program that I'd love to share with you. I wanna hear all four points. - It's called... - I am ready. It takes a village... Best opening to a title ever. Not a Batman.
The Lego Batman Movie
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Stop moving around, you Muggles. All right, team, let's shut him down.
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Huh. You're not a traditional bad guy.
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- Uh-huh. We're all tired of crime. - Yeah, we're sick of it. Great. Then let's talk about real improvements that will end the cycle of crime.
The Lego Batman Movie
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Team Gotham Family, activate! Voldy's got this.
The Lego Batman Movie
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Okay, Robin. Together, we're gonna punch these guys so hard, words describing the impact are gonna spontaneously materialize out of thin air. Yeah!
