One minute into Centipede, the ice broke. It has to be Joust! Halliday still holds the world record on the 2600 port of that game. Maybe we just need to beat his high score. Pitfall! One of the only 2600 games that still hasn't ended. MAN 1: And how about those Swordquest games? MAN 2: Yes! The Swordquest games. They were created for a contest Atari held with real... i-R0k, how are we doin'? To be honest, I think I need physical therapy because it's not-- Is the Orb ready?
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Um, as you wish.
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Get to work.
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TOSHIRO: Start with access code.
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Run him through our database, every IOI drone in Columbus. Find him.
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Daito. My real name is Toshiro. Samantha got us a message. She told us to meet you here. Samantha, they took her to the-- The loyalty center, I know. Look, in other awesome news, the Sixers found the third challenge. -What? -Just come on, get in! All right. Let's go. Hurry up. Go, go, go. All right.
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I think he pissed himself. Good job, Z. We're in his account. So he really doesn't know he's in the OASIS?
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Samantha Evelyn Cook. IOI has purchased and consolidated all of your outstanding debt, currently in excess of 23,000 credits. You will be remanded to the nearest IOI loyalty center until your debt is paid in full, including any interest, processing, or late fees you incur henceforth. MAN 1: Does anybody have eyes? MAN 2: Check down the next street!
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Wade.
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(CHANTING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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-"First to the key." -"First to the egg." Wait, what? "Never trust someone you meet in the OASIS." "She might be a 300-pound dude named Chuck..." "Who lives in his mama's basement in suburban Detroit." Aech! Helen. My dad called me "H." It kinda stuck. Let's go!
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So what is this challenge, some sort of video game thing? An Atari 2600, sir. And every game ever made for it, thousands of possibilities.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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Security, please report to section 97 for escort.
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F'Nale, they've hacked my rig. They're after the girl. Meet me at loyalty. (INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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-WADE: Arty. -Z? Z? Z? Arty, don't say anything. I'm tapped directly into your audio feed.
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Wade, are you still there? Yeah, I'm here. Where are you? Where is Sorrento's office? It's in the IOI war room, two levels above where you are now. But that's not the way out. What's his password?
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How did IOI find the third challenge so fast? IOI cracked the first three lines of the clue, so they knew it was sector 14 but they couldn't figure out "the fortress tragic." So they sent every guide they had into that sector until they found the right fortress.