What's going on, man? I can't see shit. Parzival just got the Crystal Key!
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Everyone who wins loses. It's not about winning. It's about playing.
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The final key! It's being broadcast.
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(GROANS)
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Yeah, I know. Not what you were expecting, huh? Yeah, I wasn't expecting a late '30s-model postal van.
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(GROANS)
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Aech, what the hell's going on? Just practicing Mario Kart. What do you think? IOI's trying to kill us, man!
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Hadouken!
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Holy hand grenade! How much did that cost? Less than it's gonna cost them.
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But this is my world, Sorrento.
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Wade? Wait, I thought the Cataclyst went off. How are you still playing? Extra life, long story. Sorry I shot you. Sho? What? Do I have to wear a sign saying, "I am 11 years old, shoot me first"? No, thanks. -Dude, give me a hug. -Ninjas don't hug! All right, everybody, hold on to somethin'.
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Is that her? Red hair, IOI uniform, doesn't know what planet she's on? That's her.
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ART3MIS: Oh.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING) AECH: What's goin' on out there?
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You're in trouble, aren't you?
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Live feed in all OASIS channels. Halliday's letting everyone watch the end of the contest. (LAUGHS) That's so Halliday. God damn it, we tried Adventure. No, we tried to win it. But the hidden room isn't at the end of the game. You've gotta go straight to the invisible dot at the start.
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WADE: Arty, we've got this. You need to log out. If the game is Adventure, why haven't they won yet? I don't know. Arty, Arty. I'm serious, Sorrento's crazy. He'll kill you.
