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Well, we said it now. -5:00, how hard is that? -5:00, yeah, it's easy. - Hi, guys. How are you? - How are you? Sorry about the other night. That wasn't... - Oh! - Yeah, that wasn't cool. No. I mean, listen, I know it's not just you guys. I mean, Jerry's worse than all of you. He's very competitive. When we were kids, we had a contest to see who could hold their breath for the longest underwater. He almost died. He won, but at what cost? Really? Oh, I hope he's this competitive when it comes to being a father.
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- Really? - Yeah, that's why the Shirley Temple. - Oh, my gosh! - I know. - Here, cheers! - Congratulations, that's great! - Cheers, thank you! - Oh, my gosh! - That's such good news. - Thank you. Yeah. - We're not telling that many people. - Okay. Listen, I know it's gonna get a little wacky over the next couple of days with you guys. - Sure the fuck is, yeah. - Okay. Just don't go too far and go out there and play golf. It's amazing. Do something fun. - Okay? Okay. Bye, guys. - See you. I like her. She has a beautiful personality. Very effervescent. Good energy. Good vibes. Ah, don't believe a word she fucking says. She's a hired hand. She's an actress. - What? - I mean, look at this son of a bitch. - This is Colonel Sanders in the flesh. - That's, like, her uncle. - It's the fucking Truman Show. - Will you stop? The whole thing. Jerry set it up. I guarantee it. Every single person here has been hired. You have gotta calm down. Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm his wife.
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-'Cause he started it. - You started it. You literally started it. - No, you started it! -"Oh, my knee hurts." What do you think they're talking about? Are we off the record? Yeah, sure, sure. No idea. You know what? I shouldn't have come. Jerry always gets in your head. Did Jerry tell you to say that? You part of the whole Truman Show of it all? I mean, Jerry invited me to the rehearsal dinner because he thought it would distract you guys, which it did. But, um, I wanted to see you. So I came. Sure. Oh, my God. You guys are fucking idiots. Both of you. But I love you both. I'm gonna go. Maybe I'll see you later. Or not. - Cheryl... - Go get Jerry. He fucking deserves it.
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I'm the girl who cried miscarriage. But I had to get him out of that room and distract you for a couple of hours so that the amendment could kick in. Wait. Are you even pregnant? No, I was never pregnant. You were never pregnant? Whoa. Just listen. Jerry knew that you guys might get the drop on him so "Operation Miscarriage" was our fail-safe. - It was an operation? - It was actually my idea. - Brilliant. Brilliant! - Ah, thanks. That's diabolical. Everyone's just pissed because you won, and they're boys. They can't get pregnant, so they can't fake a miscarriage. It's true. Look, I'm not saying I want you to have a miscarriage. Then don't. 'Cause that would be terrible. But if you ever do have a miscarriage, I don't wanna say that you would deserve it 'cause that's too far, but what I will say and what I do feel is that's what you get.
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