And now you spend your days sticking up for the little people... People change. What do you want?
Deadpool
3s
Shit. We're within 500 yards of a school, so you may wanna...
Deadpool
3.8s
What if I told you we can cure your cancer?
Deadpool
2.2s
But you're a fighter. Special Forces.
Deadpool
2.6s
I'm sorry you've had such a tough go.
Deadpool
2.4s
Boothe. Wade.
Deadpool
2.5s
41 confirmed kills.
Deadpool
1.4s
His drink's on him.
Deadpool
3.9s
One every seven weeks. Same rate most folks get a haircut. Hmm...
Deadpool
4.5s
It's to wash the taste out. It's tough to forget being so impressive.
Deadpool
5.2s
Look, Agent Smith, I tried the hero business and it left a mark.
Deadpool
4.2s
And what's more, give you abilities most men only dream of?
Deadpool
2.7s
But if I ever hit "fuck it," I'll look you up.
Deadpool
1.2s
(WADE SIGHS)
Deadpool
1.4s
A superhero.
Deadpool
1.2s
Mr. Wilson.
Deadpool
9.4s
Catching him was my only chance to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back... and prevent this shit from happening to someone else. So,yeah, today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.
Deadpool
8.2s
And I quote, "Looking for roommate, "blind to life's imperfections. "Must be good with hands." Or would you rather I build the IKEA, and you pay rent? Why such a douche this morning?
