If you could see me, you'd understand. Looks aren't everything. Looks are everything. You ever heard David Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium.
Deadpool
7.4s
So, you're just gonna lie there and whimper? No, I'm gonna wait till this arm plows through puberty... and then I'm gonna come up with a whole new Christmas Day plan.
Deadpool
5.7s
You think Ryan Reynolds got this far on his superior acting method? Love is blind, Wade. No.
Deadpool
6.6s
I raided my stash of wisdom tooth Percocet... and I am orbiting fucking Saturn right now.
Deadpool
6.4s
Am I crazy, or is your hand really small? About the size of a KFC spork.
Deadpool
4.1s
But he's bad for business. Now let's go find him.
Deadpool
1.5s
I like a challenge.
Deadpool
1.4s
You're blind.
Deadpool
5.7s
(WADE GRUNTS SLOWLY) Tylenol PM? You can stick that where you stuck the Bactin.
Deadpool
6.7s
Not if there's nothing left of him to heal. You know, it's funny. I almost miss the fucker.
Deadpool
4.2s
Still, we'll put him out of our misery. On our terms.
Deadpool
2.5s
I suppose I'd wear a mask too if I had a face like that.
Deadpool
2.2s
But I appreciate the gesture.
Deadpool
1.4s
(SIGHS)
Deadpool
3.2s
I represent an organization that may be able to help.
Deadpool
14.2s
I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, but not a good one, like Slap Chop. More Shake Weight-y. The world needs extraordinary soldiers. We won'tjust make you better. We will make you better than better.
