Ow, watch it. Watch me end your life. Come on. Forget it. Just one of the dickheads that follows The Motherfucker on Twitter. Who? The Motherfucker. He's some guy claiming to be the world's first supervillain. He's got 1,000 followers already. What an asshole.
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Me? I'd given up being a superhero because it was way too dangerous. Only problem, I was dying of boredom. Like most high school seniors, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. Hell, I didn't know what channel I wanted to watch. It's just TV, Dave, not peace in the Middle East. My best friends Todd and Marty had no clue I was the first superhero to go public. You guys watch Spider-Man last night? Is it weird that Aunt May gets me kinda hard? Not if you're a granny-slammer. They may wear costumes, but it isn't Halloween. They're real life superheroes, and in the two years since the first ordinary citizens donned capes and masks, the movement has started to spread. I became a superhero because of Kick-Ass. Yeah, you just come home from work, you grab your gear and you go out on patrol. Help us make the streets safe.
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If! was even thinking about a Kick-Ass sequel, I had to get serious.
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Goddamn! I'm alive. Oh! Oh, that's amazing!
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Okay. Good, I don't wanna do it. Fine.
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Hey, whoa. Absolutely not. No.
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I know, right. So...
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Hey, Min, how was school? Super crazy. Miss Mullins was out today, so we had Mr. Cooper teaching us biology, such a grump. Oh, really? That's weird because Principal Himoff called me yesterday. You were supposed to get an award for perfect attendance, but you didn't attend.
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I followed you this morning. Saw you get into a cab with some boy, and I lost you guys over the bridge. So now you wanna tell me where you really were today?
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I'm really sorry, Marcus. I didn't wanna make you mad. Cut the waterworks, Min. You're 15, not five.
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And that's why he made me promise I'd never stop defending this city.
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Your dad was insane. You know that, right?
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That note that your father gave you, the one that you were supposed to open if anything ever happened. What did it say? That you would take care of me. And that you were supposed to listen to me, right? Well, listen up. I want you in school. I want you to stop talking to that boy. And I want you to promise me that this is never gonna happen again.
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This has nothing to do with you being Hit Girl? I'm not gonna find any ninja blades or throwing stars under your bed? No. I just wanted him to like me. Okay?
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Can you believe I let Mindy beat the snot out of me for weeks just so I could get my ass kicked again? So much for a team. You ready to die? You faggot!
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Sweetie, skipping school's not away to get boys to like you. I'm so stupid. Hey, hey. You're one of the smartest little girls I know. Let's go get some pizza.
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Hey, you sure you wanna give all your mom's things away? What the hell am I supposed to do with all her stuff?
