- Probably just gonna go to city college. - [pages rustling] - Put the magazine back! - [both snickering] Shit! [huffs] - You doing okay, mama? - Oh, yeah, that was terrifying, wasn't it? Thank God you were there. So I guess we can't have pencils anymore. Yeah, just gotta go back to quill tipped markers. Crayola. Right. Thank you. It's for you. I got it for the baby. - I couldn't resist it. [laughing] - She loves pink. It's more for you and Andrea than it is for the baby. I'm sorry I didn't have time to wrap it. - No, it's perfect. - Okay. Good. I'll see you tomorrow. Or, I mean, later. - Thank you. - Okay. [easy listening music playing] ♪ It's hard to think ♪ ♪ This eve of parting ♪ ♪ Turns to sand of summer gone ♪ ♪ When both our minds are warped with parting ♪ ♪ Break the thought of nights alone ♪ ♪ Maybe I should... ♪
Lady Bird
22.8s
Yeah, okay. Maybe. [Julie] See, why don't I look like that? Yeah. Just once, I'd like to have the song "New York Groove" playing and feel like it really applies to my life. You've never even been to New York. That's why I'm applying to New York colleges. Do you know if Sarah Lawrence is actually in the city? - Your parents would pay for that? - Scholarships, financial aid... I'll figure it out. My mom thinks I can't get in, but she is sorely mistaken.
Lady Bird
11.5s
- Only 56. - [knocking on door] - [Miguel] Can Shelly and I get in there? - In a minute, honey. - Dad and I are still in here. - That's too young. - Lady Bird, you better be dressed. - I am dressed. Yeah. I'm gonna send them a note.
Lady Bird
9.8s
[man] Did you know toothpaste is basically ineffective. - It's like sucking on a mint. - Mike Kelly died. - I didn't even know he was sick again. - [spits]
Lady Bird
3.6s
[sniffles] [crying continues]
Lady Bird
5.4s
Oh... [sniffling] I'm sorry.
Lady Bird
1.2s
How old was he?
Lady Bird
1m20s
- Being alive - [piano playing] - [applause] - [man] Okay. Christine. - Lady Bird. - Is that your given name? - Yeah. - Why is it in quotes? Well, I gave it to myself. It's given to me, by me. Okay. Take it away, Lady Bird. Everybody says don't, everybody says don't Everybody says don't, it isn't right Don't, it isn't nice Everybody says don't, everybody says don't Everybody says don't walk on the grass - [piano playing] - Rolling along Rolling along Make me a channel of your peace Where there is despair in life Let me bring hope Where there is darkness, only light And where there's sadness, ever joy [piano playing] There are giants in the sky There are big, tall, terrible giants in the sky When you're way up high And you look below At the world you left And the things you know Little more than a glance Is enough to show you Just how small you are [mom] I see light on in your room. Go to bed.
Lady Bird
48.7s
Yeah. - [laughter] - [Lady Bird] ...in the tub... I scoot myself under, just like now, like this, and then the water just... whoop. - [laughing] - [chuckles] Schwoop. Ooh, you're so gross! I think I figured it out when I was, like, three or something. I take the showerhead... [laughing] [chuckling] Oh, my God... [muttering, laughing] Embarrassing, I use that. I don't know if mine is the right kind though. Maybe it's different when you actually have a penis in there. Like, it's more intense. [chuckling] - Mine was pretty intense, I think. - [laughing] You're not supposed to eat the wafers. They're not consecrated. [sighs] [both laughing]
Lady Bird
20.6s
[laughter] Yesterday is done See the pretty countryside To get our emotions going, we're going to play first one to cry wins Starting... now. I'm playing too.
Lady Bird
38.6s
Sorry. But yes, no way. Then you'll be applying to UCs and state schools. Yeah, but also those East Coast liberal arts schools like Yale, but not Yale, because I probably couldn't get in. [laughing] You definitely couldn't get in. Part of my job is to help you be realistic. Yeah. It seems like everyone's job. Your SAT scores are strangely very good. I had placed some calls to local alumni of the schools you're interested in, but unfortunately, all the interviews are taken. [sighs] So what does that mean? It means you'll have to get in on how you look on paper.
[chuckling] Mom, we... we can't really talk right now. [teens snickering] Well, happy Thanksgiving. We missed you, Lady Bird. Try to run, try to hide, try to keep it inside [both laughing] - [Lady Bird] Bye. - Bye, Birdy. - [boy] Bye, Shelly. - [girl] Bye, Shelly.
Lady Bird
3.6s
[laughing, chattering]
Lady Bird
8.5s
Hi. A-minus. Pretty sure it was an A. I'm not, but okay. It was. Trust me, I know talent when I see it.
Lady Bird
13.7s
So, because my grade book has... disappeared, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna count on you to reconstruct it, okay? Now, I know you all know your grades better than anybody. I have a general idea, but this is all about the honor code right now.