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Have you got any plans for dinner at all? Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid repast as we wend our way up The Golden Mile. Commencing with an inaugural tankard at The First Post, then onto The Old Familiar, The Famous Cock, The Cross Hands, The Good Companions, The Trusty Servant, The Two Headed Dog, The Mermaid, The Beehive, The King's Head and The Hole in the Wall for a measure of the same. All before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful terminus, The World's End. Leave a light on, good lady, for though we may return with a twinkle in our eyes, we will, in truth, be blind drunk.

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Until 1840... Fucking hell. ...this building was the site of Newton Haven's first post office. Until an enterprising business fellow decided that far from befitting the sending and receiving of mail it was perhaps better suited as a humble taproom where a weary traveler might get Matted. Come on.

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Hmm. I don't understand. It's simple, Pete. The car's still registered to you, it has been since 1989. But I've moved three times since then. I know, I changed the log book. Where do you think all those points came from? Jesus. You guys need to relax.

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Maybe he had an accident. Oh, sorry, Andy. Sorry. No, no, no. It's fine. I think Gary having an accident would actually be the best outcome for all of us, including Gary.

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Come on, you bellends. We're going to be late.

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We won't!

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Come on!

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So, Mr. Page, what brings you to Newton Haven? Well, we're all from here. We're just back to see the sights. Have a crack at the old Golden Mile. Might get a bit messy. Well, you make sure you get that brake light fixed and you might want to do an emissions test, too.

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Jesus, Gary! WTF? Why did you give him my name? I'm not gonna give him my name, am I? Suppose I get done by the police? You won't get done by the police. Gary, he will check the number plate against his name! I know. Why do you think I gave him Pete's name? Jesus Christ, Gary, I own a car showroom. I am a junior partner. This is... Just trust me.

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Ah! You know what? It's in my wallet. And I left that at the bloody gym! Any other form of identification? No, it's all in my sports bag. That's bloody typical, isn't it? Um... I'll give you my name and address, you can run me through the old system. Go on then. It's Peter Page. 48 Bishop's Gardens, London, N2 T12.

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Was the music too loud? Your left brake light is faulty. Oh! The old brake lights! So called because they're always breaking. I'll get that sorted out, Officer.

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Take a moment to look upon it in its original colors, boys, for tonight we paint it red.

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You guys look like you're having a good night, though. I'm doing The Golden Mile tonight. You want to tag along?

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I don't believe this, a man of your legendary prowess drinking fucking rain.

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I need the toilet. Go on then. You've earned it. Huh? You're doing really good, Oliver.

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To kids. Wherever they may be.

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You don't want to do that. Don't I?

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I feel a little uncomfortable drinking this much. It's like Dutch courage, isn't it? You know, when the English soldiers used to drink Dutch gin before battle to give them super strength. You know, I thought that was to numb the sense of impending doom. Exactly. We're just five friends on a night out, having a good time.

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Until 1840... Fucking hell. ...this building was the site of Newton Haven's first post office. Until an enterprising business fellow decided that far from befitting the sending and receiving of mail it was perhaps better suited as a humble taproom where a weary traveler might get Matted. Come on.

Hmm. I don't understand. It's simple, Pete. The car's still registered to you, it has been since 1989. But I've moved three times since then. I know, I changed the log book. Where do you think all those points came from? Jesus. You guys need to relax.

Maybe he had an accident. Oh, sorry, Andy. Sorry. No, no, no. It's fine. I think Gary having an accident would actually be the best outcome for all of us, including Gary.

Come on, you bellends. We're going to be late.

We won't!

Come on!

So, Mr. Page, what brings you to Newton Haven? Well, we're all from here. We're just back to see the sights. Have a crack at the old Golden Mile. Might get a bit messy. Well, you make sure you get that brake light fixed and you might want to do an emissions test, too.

Was the music too loud? Your left brake light is faulty. Oh! The old brake lights! So called because they're always breaking. I'll get that sorted out, Officer.

Take a moment to look upon it in its original colors, boys, for tonight we paint it red.

You guys look like you're having a good night, though. I'm doing The Golden Mile tonight. You want to tag along?

I don't believe this, a man of your legendary prowess drinking fucking rain.

I need the toilet. Go on then. You've earned it. Huh? You're doing really good, Oliver.

To kids. Wherever they may be.

You don't want to do that. Don't I?