- Fix that button. - Welcome, comrades. How's the Minister for Fixtures and Fittings? It's going well. I'm enjoying it. - Yes, you're very passionate. - Well... Yes, the ruched, please. Thank you. - You're doing a great job. - I know. Well, hello. Are these... - Oh. - These my... Which one of these is my girl? We couldn't find the actual girl, sir. These are some possible alternatives. No, no, I want you to find... Excuse me. I want you to find the girl in the photograph. Do you understand? The nation depends on it.
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Not too much on that. He's not Clark Gable, okay? Can somebody get a duster up there? We've got a cobweb large enough to snag a sheep. We're opening in 15 minutes. Now, for the curtains at the front, comrade, do you want ruched, not ruched? - Whatever. I don't care. - Not ruched? - That's good. That's... - Ruched? Not ruched?
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You want factionalism? What about those two, fucking Abbott and Costello over there? Christ. When I piss, I try to make eye contact with an officer. Ruins their day.
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- Papa! - A miracle. Stalin is invincible. The boss has shipped death back to the salt mine. What's happening? This is impossible... and... and... and wonderful.
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I wish the old man could have seen this.
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See the little birch in the meadow.
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That's it, everything out.
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Quiet. Quiet, quiet.
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Carried... u... nanimously. Right, next. We need someone to take charge of the funeral. - What about Comrade Khrushchev? - Where's this coming from? I formally propose Comrade Khrushchev be given the honour of organising the funeral. What? Come on, I don't have any time to do that. What if I can do three things at once, you can at least do two. What do I know about funerals? You said you wanted to honour his legacy. You told me last night in the bathroom.
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Well, she... she is...
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- A grenade. - Georgy. - A grenade... what do you... - No no no. You're obstructing the story. Let him tell it.
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Don't you ever... ever... humiliate me again in front of...