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Well, I became Battle Guy after my parents were mugged and killed coming home from the opera. Did I tell you that sick bastard maxed out their credit cards on porno sites? I hope we get the chance to say hello to this guy someday so I can personally levitate his soul from his body. Oh, my God. Marty?
Kick-Ass 2
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Me? I'd given up being a superhero because it was way too dangerous. Only problem, I was dying of boredom. Like most high school seniors, I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life. Hell, I didn't know what channel I wanted to watch. It's just TV, Dave, not peace in the Middle East. My best friends Todd and Marty had no clue I was the first superhero to go public. You guys watch Spider-Man last night? Is it weird that Aunt May gets me kinda hard? Not if you're a granny-slammer. They may wear costumes, but it isn't Halloween. They're real life superheroes, and in the two years since the first ordinary citizens donned capes and masks, the movement has started to spread. I became a superhero because of Kick-Ass. Yeah, you just come home from work, you grab your gear and you go out on patrol. Help us make the streets safe.
Kick-Ass 2