I'm sorry,Johnny. Well, I'm afraid that we'll have to... conclude the floor show for tonight. Not so fast, Sauvage. You may have taken me, but you'll never take England. Not as long as I have breath in my body... or a bullet in my gun. [ Click ]
Johnny English
19s
Remove it at once. I have no idea what you're talking about. Right. I'll just have to remove it myself. Come on.! [ Grunting, Muttering ] - Maybe it pulls up from the front. -[ Archbishop Groaning ] Come on, you!
Johnny English
13.4s
Get 'em up, you French ponce. But, Mr. English, I'm gobsmacked! What an unexpected surprise. Surprises are very much my speciality, Sauvage.
Johnny English
2.3s
[ Fart ]
Johnny English
28.6s
It's just-- Well, it's been three years since my fianc� left me, and since then I haven't made love to anyone. But then I met you... and I felt this... hunger... deep down inside. I wanted to say things to you, I wanted to do things to you... that I haven't wanted to do in a very, very, very long time.
Johnny English
30.6s
In a wheelchair. But Geoffrey overcame these terrible disabilities... with that simple resilience and sunny optimism... that so warmed all of us who knew him, spending the rest of his life in the service... of the poor and disabled of this parish. It's very good. Really very good. No, no, please go on. I'm sorry to interrupt. - It's very entertaining. - Who's that? That priest act of yours should keep the other prisoners entertained for hours.
Johnny English
24.2s
[ Speaking Gibberish ] Oh... in the van! Yes, we are going in the van. Yes, yes. Vroom, vroom. - Vroom, vroom. Vroom, vroom. - Yes. Yeah. - [ Gibberish ] - Yes. He's waving good-bye. Good-bye, everyone. - Good-bye. - Good-bye, Gunther. Mind the nice dead people. There we go.
Johnny English
2.4s
Not at all.
Johnny English
7.7s
Uh-- Uh, well, you know, one does one's best.
Johnny English
53.1s
Oh, I'm so sorry. Where are my manners? Johnny English, British Secret Service, and you are all under arrest. I must say you've done this whole thing very well. The attention to detail is excellent. You, the grieving granny, you're very convincing. Oh, look. Real tears. Do you get paid extra for that? Ahh, what we're all here for. I know! Why don't we take a look inside? - [ Mourners Gasp ] - Oh, you've nailed it down! Why would you do that? I know you're gonna come back in two weeks and dig it up again. ** [ Hums ] Now, what are you playing in this little vignette of deceit and villainy? I'm the hearse driver. - You're the hearse driver? - Yes, sir.
Johnny English
3.9s
Mmm. You are full of surprises.
Johnny English
2.3s
She's not the only one.
Johnny English
18.4s
Well, there isn't. I've analyzed it from every angle, and this is the best option. I'll go in first, and if it's a clear way through, I'll call down. Johnny. - Be careful. - I'm always careful. Ohh.
Johnny English
5s
[ Yelps ] - [ Gun Cocks ] - [ Whimpers ]
Johnny English
37.1s
[ Dog Barks ] - [ Rings ] - Yes? Prime Minister, sorry to call so late, but I'm afraid the queen is abdicating. What? Abdicated? But that's not possible. I only wish that were true. - Let me talk to her. Maybe she just-- - Pascal, she's gone. My people have spent the last 1 0 hours... trying to track down the rightful heir to the throne... and they've come up with a name, which they've double-checked. Who is it? - It's you. - No!
Johnny English
9.4s
The moment I am crowned king, I will turn England into the largest prison... in the history of the world.
Johnny English
3.1s
[ Horn Honking ]
Johnny English
18s
- [ Yells ] - [ Duck Squeaks ] Clearly, the aptly named English is a fool. He might be a fool, but he's a fool who keeps showing up. Well, the next time he shows up, eliminate him.