They got the shooter. He's headed south on Fifth. We got three cars in pursuit. All right, folks. Come on, move back.
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Yeah.
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- Congratulations. - Thanks, Dad.
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It's not the first time I've been proven wrong.
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- Say "chess." - Chess! Peter! Darling, I'm so proud of you. You looked so handsome up there. Dad got the place in New York, so we're all set for fall. - Great! - You made it.
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Now, what about your commitment to OSCORP? Nothing would please me more than to put Osborn out of business.
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Oh, no. Oh, my God. No!
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Oh, no. My God.
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Freeze! We've got the place completely surrounded.
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- There's a page six problem. - We have a page one problem. - There's a page six problem. - We have a page one problem. - Well? - He's news. - The clients can't wait. - They're about to. - He pulled six people off a subway. - From a wreck he probably caused. Something goes wrong and he's there. Look! He's fleeing the scene. He's probably going to save somebody else. He's a hero! Then why the mask? What's he got to hide? She needs to know if you want chintz or chenille. - Whichever's cheaper. - It's like this: We double- booked page six. Macy's and Conway's both have... - We sold out four printings. - Sold out? Every copy.
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Guy with eight hands. Sounds hot. Those tights and that tight little... Dresses like a spider He looks like a bug But we should all just give him One big hug Look out Here comes the Spider-Man "Who is Spider- Man?" He's a criminal, that's who he is. A vigilante, a public menace. Why's he on my front page? A vigilante, a public menace. Why's he on my front page? A vigilante, a public menace. Why's he on my front page? Mr. Jameson, your wife needs... Mr. Jameson, your wife needs...
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Tomorrow, Spider- Man, page one. Move Conway to page seven. - That's a problem. - Then make it page eight. - That can't be done. - Get out! We can't get a decent picture. Eddie's on it, but we can barely see him. Aw, what is he, shy? If we can get Julia Roberts in a thong, we can get this weirdo. On the front page: "Cash for a Spider- Man picture." He doesn't want to be famous? I'll make him infamous!