She took him back. She took Aaron back. Of course she did. It's because Regina's a life ruiner! When we were in sixth grade, she told everybody that Janis was... Damian! Okay. She does not need to hear that right now. No, I know the story. You lit a fire 'cause Regina got a boyfriend. She said what? Oh, hell no. Damian... No! The truth will be told. Stay with me, Cady.
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So the moral of our story is thus: Calling someone stupid won't make you any smarter. And even the people you really don't like are still people who just want to coexist. So get off their dicks!
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I'm also sorry to everyone whose feelings got hurt from the Burn Book. You know, it's really not required for you to make a speech. Right. Almost done, I promise. Um...
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Are you still mad at me? I don't know. Are you still an asshole?
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Ow. Ow. Ow! And everyone else just kind of floated.
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Okay, attention, everybody.
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She's so rude! I mean, maybe she's just being generous. Maybe we can have a commensal relationship. What is that? I want one. So, in nature, okay, so lions, they're the apex predators, right? They're the top of the food chain. They can kill anything they want. But if you're a hyena, well, then you follow them around and you eat the carcasses that they leave behind. Whoa. Gretchen Wieners is a hyena. Got it. No, I did not say that. I'm just saying, if you're on Regina's good side... Whoa, Caddy! No, no, no. Regina George does not have a good side, okay? If you go over to her house today... I am not joking, be careful.
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Congrats on winning state. The jacket looks, uh, really good on you. Thanks. It has a pocket inside for a calculator. What? Yeah. Grool.
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In the event of a tie, we move into a one-on-one sudden-death round where each team may choose their opponent.
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All right, have a good time, everyone. No vaping. Rachel Hamilton! Give me that inhaler.
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I mean, it's just a chunk of plastic.
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♪ You stars ♪ ♪ So many stars tonight ♪ ♪ I see stars ♪ And that was the first time in history that Spring Fling was actually fun. Ms. Norbury and Mr. Duvall got wasted. JK, JK. Karen discovered the safe joy of dancing with theater boys. And Plastics and Jocks partied with math nerds. Janis danced to a pop song and didn't burst into flames.
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Okay, please welcome Santa's Helpers doing "Rockin' Around the Pole."
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But what is my fault is the way I treated my friends.
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And I'm only telling you because you're such a good friend.
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Do you want to dance? Yeah.
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I've watched this video a thousand times. Gretchen piledrived Regina. Regina really should be lifting through her glutes. Regina challenge! You know what that bitch gets? Not my sympathy. It's not like we like Regina anyway. She's such a bitch. She's so spoiled. Regina always wanted to be the center of attention. Girl, we all see you. Regina got what she deserves. But you know, that Cady girl was kind of cute. You know, she stayed, she waved. She ate, like, house down. Cady Heron was the only one that acted normal. Oh, yeah. I think she salvaged the worst tradition of the year. Period. She was... She's kind of hot. She might even be hotter than Regina George. No zits. Gum health. American Eagle. Cady doesn't even have to wear deodorant. I'm thinking of going red. Okay, so, somebody sent me this look, and I was like, "Hot girls, we are going back to red! Y2K fire-crotch is back!" Thank you, Cady Heron. Cady was looking good.
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Are you okay? No... uh, totally. Regina's just joking. These are cute. Try 'em.