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- Who are you talking to? - Shut the fuck up. This is how you get her really excited. Stick your finger in her ass. Trust me. Was that two fingers or one?

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Yeah, I'm... I'm gonna pay you back for that, Mom.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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It's all about chemistry, and confidence is the key.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Is there a girl you're seeing? No. Mom, it's complicated.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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You said bros befo' hos. Isn't that what you said? Bros befo' hos. And then you screwed my girlfriend. Well, so did the entire glee club, Carlito. What's your point?

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Whether it winks at you. They talk. Now, to really make love to a woman, you gotta really care about her. But...Hey, sex is great, but sex with someone you love? That's awesome. Dude, that is so profound. Telling you. Yeah, definitely gets lonely on the road. Sure, I made love to all kinds of different food groups. Did you ever try making love to a peanut-butter sandwich? Nothing comes close. What? Well, maybe a deboned ham hock, but that takes a whole lot of prep.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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LUBE: Then what happened? Hello. Yeah. Class of '77. Yeah, hold on. Let me get a pen. Pete O'Donnell, please. Who is this? Mr O'Donnell, this is Marshall Lubetski. I just wanted to talk to you about what you wrote in the bible. You know, about having anal sex with Miss Johnson.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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- How was who? - Vomit girl.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Oh! ... Well, that's...That's okay.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Where do we start?

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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(UNZIPPING PANTS)

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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That's it.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Thanks.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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"February 1st, 1977. The G-spot:"

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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A breath mint? For what?

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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- I'm in. - All right.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Do you have any idea what I found here? - This is the bible. - I thought that was an urban legend. No. This is real. This goes back decades. Okay. So what? This is exactly what we need to finally get laid.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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You can start by cleaning off all the damaged books and separating the ruined ones. I'll be checking on you.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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- Who are you talking to? - Shut the fuck up. This is how you get her really excited. Stick your finger in her ass. Trust me. Was that two fingers or one?

Yeah, I'm... I'm gonna pay you back for that, Mom.

It's all about chemistry, and confidence is the key.

Is there a girl you're seeing? No. Mom, it's complicated.

You said bros befo' hos. Isn't that what you said? Bros befo' hos. And then you screwed my girlfriend. Well, so did the entire glee club, Carlito. What's your point?

LUBE: Then what happened? Hello. Yeah. Class of '77. Yeah, hold on. Let me get a pen. Pete O'Donnell, please. Who is this? Mr O'Donnell, this is Marshall Lubetski. I just wanted to talk to you about what you wrote in the bible. You know, about having anal sex with Miss Johnson.

- How was who? - Vomit girl.

Oh! ... Well, that's...That's okay.

Where do we start?

(UNZIPPING PANTS)

That's it.

Thanks.

"February 1st, 1977. The G-spot:"

A breath mint? For what?

- I'm in. - All right.

Do you have any idea what I found here? - This is the bible. - I thought that was an urban legend. No. This is real. This goes back decades. Okay. So what? This is exactly what we need to finally get laid.

You can start by cleaning off all the damaged books and separating the ruined ones. I'll be checking on you.