(SIGHS) Look, that was a really interesting speech, and I don't really wanna embarrass you in front of everyone, but...
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Okay.
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I can guarantee that I will satisfy you in every way possible, and I shall not stop until I'm certain that you are completely happy with my endeavours.
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(GIRLS LAUGHING)
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I happen to be a sensitive and expert lover.
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But it's not gonna happen. I mean, I think that you're, like, really super cool, and you're really funny in class and everything, but I don't wanna have sex with you.
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- So are we cool? - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah. Sure. Okay.
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All right.
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(LAUGHS)
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- Hey. - Hey.
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Okay?
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Did you bring condoms? What? I wet the bed until I was 13 years old, okay? You nancy boys couldn't get lucky at a Jonas Brothers concert with a fistful of backstage passes.
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And whenever it comes to making out, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
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Don't you think maybe Ashley's just a little bit out of your league?
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You obviously know that I'm, like, totally into you. Right?
