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...very much! Mark S.!

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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It was a sex manual, evidently written in the 19th century by some priest. Well, we read that thing cover to cover, and then when we got back to East Great Falls, I had the bright idea to write my own book and add my own observations and experiences and advice and leave it in the library for some other hapless virgin in the class below us. But I had no idea it had been passed down for 40 years. Your book is a legend, Mr Levenstein.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Yes.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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If she's thirsty, serve her fine champagne. Yeah, 'cause, I'm telling you, my wife is pretty effing hot. I'm talking a tight, tight ass and squeaky clean.

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This is not a sex manual.

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But no drinking, and if you do drink, no driving. Don't worry. If I do anything wrong, I'm sure it'll end up on YouTube, so... Call you when I get there.

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I'm in this for you. I'm not in it just to have sex.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Well, I realised that I'm in this for you, and if the pledge gets in the way of that, then how good can it really be? Sounds like a good basis for the two of us to just relax and see what happens.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Hello? ROB: Hi: May I speak to Noah Levenstein, please? Speaking. Are you the one who created the bible? No, that would be God. No, no, no: Hold on. I'm referring to the bible. I'm calling from East Great Falls High School.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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All right, girls.

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From the beginning.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Katie, right. I knew that. Just having some fun with you.

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I feel the same way.

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This is a real piece of history here.

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Cheers.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Oh, God.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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Dude, you been working out? Didn't think so.

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Boys.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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...very much! Mark S.!

Yes.

If she's thirsty, serve her fine champagne. Yeah, 'cause, I'm telling you, my wife is pretty effing hot. I'm talking a tight, tight ass and squeaky clean.

This is not a sex manual.

But no drinking, and if you do drink, no driving. Don't worry. If I do anything wrong, I'm sure it'll end up on YouTube, so... Call you when I get there.

I'm in this for you. I'm not in it just to have sex.

Well, I realised that I'm in this for you, and if the pledge gets in the way of that, then how good can it really be? Sounds like a good basis for the two of us to just relax and see what happens.

Hello? ROB: Hi: May I speak to Noah Levenstein, please? Speaking. Are you the one who created the bible? No, that would be God. No, no, no: Hold on. I'm referring to the bible. I'm calling from East Great Falls High School.

All right, girls.

From the beginning.

Katie, right. I knew that. Just having some fun with you.

I feel the same way.

This is a real piece of history here.

Cheers.

Oh, God.

Dude, you been working out? Didn't think so.

Boys.