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(ALL CLAMOURING)

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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NO AH: Noah Levenstein, class of '70. ROB: Pete Sambrelli? NO AH: That's right, the Noah Levenstein. ROB: Do you have a number for him? Hi: This is regarding his advice on the lubricants. We found the tongue tornado in Regina. (BOYS CHEERING)

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Well, I think you boys might need some help.

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What happened to it? Well, that's why we're here. The bible kinda got ruined, so we wanna call everyone on the list and try to reconstruct it.

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And then one day, we were out sight-seeing, and we run into this Dutch hooker in the red-light district, and she tells us about this book.

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Oh.

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(ALL CHEERING)

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Oh, my.

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Look. I bought a book.

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Well, girls have the advantage, because girls talk to each other, and don't kid yourself, they talk about the penis. Penis size, penis shape, the angle of the bend.

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...very much! Mark S.!

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It was a sex manual, evidently written in the 19th century by some priest. Well, we read that thing cover to cover, and then when we got back to East Great Falls, I had the bright idea to write my own book and add my own observations and experiences and advice and leave it in the library for some other hapless virgin in the class below us. But I had no idea it had been passed down for 40 years. Your book is a legend, Mr Levenstein.

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Yes.

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If she's thirsty, serve her fine champagne. Yeah, 'cause, I'm telling you, my wife is pretty effing hot. I'm talking a tight, tight ass and squeaky clean.

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This is not a sex manual.

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But no drinking, and if you do drink, no driving. Don't worry. If I do anything wrong, I'm sure it'll end up on YouTube, so... Call you when I get there.

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I'm in this for you. I'm not in it just to have sex.

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Well, I realised that I'm in this for you, and if the pledge gets in the way of that, then how good can it really be? Sounds like a good basis for the two of us to just relax and see what happens.

American Pie Presents: The Book of Love

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(ALL CLAMOURING)

NO AH: Noah Levenstein, class of '70. ROB: Pete Sambrelli? NO AH: That's right, the Noah Levenstein. ROB: Do you have a number for him? Hi: This is regarding his advice on the lubricants. We found the tongue tornado in Regina. (BOYS CHEERING)

Well, I think you boys might need some help.

What happened to it? Well, that's why we're here. The bible kinda got ruined, so we wanna call everyone on the list and try to reconstruct it.

And then one day, we were out sight-seeing, and we run into this Dutch hooker in the red-light district, and she tells us about this book.

Oh.

(ALL CHEERING)

Oh, my.

Look. I bought a book.

Well, girls have the advantage, because girls talk to each other, and don't kid yourself, they talk about the penis. Penis size, penis shape, the angle of the bend.

...very much! Mark S.!

Yes.

If she's thirsty, serve her fine champagne. Yeah, 'cause, I'm telling you, my wife is pretty effing hot. I'm talking a tight, tight ass and squeaky clean.

This is not a sex manual.

But no drinking, and if you do drink, no driving. Don't worry. If I do anything wrong, I'm sure it'll end up on YouTube, so... Call you when I get there.

I'm in this for you. I'm not in it just to have sex.

Well, I realised that I'm in this for you, and if the pledge gets in the way of that, then how good can it really be? Sounds like a good basis for the two of us to just relax and see what happens.