Now, you may be intoxicated. Oh, yeah. Are you certain that you wish to engage in consenting... Hey, don't count your chickens, buster. - I'm just playing by the rules, baby. - I make the rules. That's a pretty good fucking rule.
American Pie 2
7.2s
- Just relax. - You get out of my house! - Jesus Christ! - Come back here, you little fucker! Come back here, you son of a bitch!
American Pie 2
6.7s
I've been saving this for a special occasion... for a special girl, just like you.
American Pie 2
2.3s
Yeah, baby, we're here!
American Pie 2
1.8s
My lady's not coming.
American Pie 2
1.1s
Here you go.
American Pie 2
6.9s
Chicago is beautiful, but it would be better if you were here. I'm counting the days. Love, Nadia."
American Pie 2
11.4s
Oh, yeah! The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor! Deck the halls! Bye-bye, Great Falls! Wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stifler time, baby!
American Pie 2
18.3s
All right, I've got a plan. Okay. How about I come back with you... and you say... "Hello, this is Michèle, my girlfriend." And obviously, Nadia won't expect you to hop in the sack. And then we break up the day of the party. And you're all healed and back on the market.
American Pie 2
9.4s
- You're evil. - No way! I'm like Cupid. And I know how to make a girl jealous. This is gonna be fun.
American Pie 2
11.5s
I got to find a new goddess. It's gonna take patience, but I've been celibate all summer. - You kinda get used to it, though, huh? - Are you insane?
American Pie 2
13.7s
- No 911. - Don't call the police. - My God, it's the painting kids. - I'm still calling the cops. Okay, no, no, no. This isn't right. - Look. Stifler did break in here. - You dick! But we just followed him in to get him out.
American Pie 2
5.9s
Okay, let me look. Wait. Didn't you have it when we were downstairs? Maybe.
American Pie 2
6.8s
Holy shit! There's a dildo in my drawer. Oh, my God! You could have asked me if you wanted to borrow it.
American Pie 2
2.8s
I just wanted proof that you chicks are really lesbians.
