What's the big deal with Nadia, anyway? I mean, okay... so she's 50,000 times hotter than most girls... but come on, it's just sex.
American Pie 2
2.8s
My lady has arrived.
American Pie 2
21.1s
That was it. Right there. That was a pure tantric moment. The fiicus, the water... it was all erotic. One more stimulant, I would have had full release. Finch, stay the fuck away from that fiicus. That's a jizz-free fiicus.
American Pie 2
3s
Beach party's in a week. Nadia's coming.
American Pie 2
8.2s
It's just, I'm not gonna be ready... I mean, the party won't be ready until Saturday.
American Pie 2
5.7s
I that a loofah, or are you just glad to see me? What the hell.
American Pie 2
13.1s
You know, Jim... I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the incident tonight. I think the whole glue thing might get her a little queasy. I don't know how I get myself into these things.
American Pie 2
8.6s
I'm gonna be right back. Is that okay? - Okay. - Nadia... who's in my room. Now. Holy shit.
American Pie 2
4.4s
I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner... but we just started seeing each other a few weeks ago.
American Pie 2
1.5s
Oh, shit!
American Pie 2
8.5s
But thanks for understanding. You've been really cool. I mean, between this and... you know...
American Pie 2
2.2s
Well, here we are.
American Pie 2
10s
Boy, that doesn't look too bad, Jim. Good job, Doctor. The swelling should subside in about eight or nine days. Eight or nine...
American Pie 2
2.7s
You know, they speak.
American Pie 2
3.1s
- Hey, Stifler, was that... - Eat shit, Shitbreak.
American Pie 2
19s
I do, I do. - Who the hell is that? - Who's this? This is John... Smith. I'm turning off my radio now. Okay. Where should I touch Amber? Ass, baby. Feel that ass!
American Pie 2
23.1s
- Surprise! - Holy... Nadia! You're here? You're here. What are you doing here? Jim, I got so tired of sightseeing. But you're... you're early. Okay. Nice to know you. - I will leave. - No! No. Don't... Don't leave. Don't leave. No leaving.
