This is my friend, Oz. All-state lacrosse two years in a row. - Hi, Oz. - Mandy, how are you? Listen. I have a girlfriend. It was a pleasure meeting you.
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Tantra.
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It's all right. You don't have to say anything. I'm used to girls ignoring me. Or making fun of me. "Come on, Sherman. Be the Sherminator."
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Easy! That's enough. Okay, guys, we went through this last summer, all right? Finch got a black eye and Stifler got six stitches. 'Cause he fuckin' bit me! You touch me, I bite. - You two relax and shake hands. - Shake this.
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You go get your geek.
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I miss you, Kev.
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You don't think I'm a dork?
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Wanna tell us what's up?
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No, I went to say hi to Vicky... and she was there with a date. You hooked up with three girls this year. You're doing fine. Rule of three, Oz.
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I guess I was living in the past... wanting to party with you guys... and be with Vicky, just like high school. You remember that day after prom? You know, we made a toast to the next step. I guess I never took it.
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You. You have not changed.
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Okay, now... do these high school kids think we're cool... because they're at a college party... or are we those weird older guys... that try to hang out with high school kids when we come home? No way. We're definitely not those guys. Cops! Cops!
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Add another year to that. Okay. Hey, why don't you bring Nadia to the concert first? It'll be a cool date.
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My brother said that by the end of the summer I'd see the big picture. And I see it. No matter what, times change and things are different. The problem is, I don't want them to be. You know, Kevin, I haven't moved on either. I've been obsessed with the one woman... I can't have a real future with... other than a very kinky, extremely warped one.
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Or am I gonna have to drag your ass back to that party and prove it to you?
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You know, you have beautiful eyes. - Oh, you're sweet. - That's a really nice top. - Oh. Thanks. - You're welcome. - Wanna fuck? - Are you serious? Come on, baby. Give it to the Stifmeister. - I think you better... - Your loss. Wow. You know, you have beautiful eyes. Come here, dude. You're making an ass out of yourself. You're ruining my mojo. And you're not the Stifmeister, okay? It takes years to develop true Stifmeister style. Come on, man! I just wanna see some boobs. - Hey, Pop Tart. - Dream on, midget. Excuse him. Come here. Take this. You're on cop watch. Go out in the driveway. See any cops, call me, okay? All right.
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It's beautiful! Cool!
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Look, Kev, different does not necessarily mean worse. As a matter of fact, I think things are just getting better.
