- You cannot go in there. - You're sayin' I can't go in my own house? No, I'm telling you, you cannot go in there without giving me a big Southern welcome.
Big Momma's House
6.4s
Lord, I done told Sadie about this dog. Let me catch you here again and I'll barbecue some hot dog!
Big Momma's House
6.1s
Oh, my God. He's gonna kill her. This guy can't even make toast. Let's see what's in there to cook now.
Big Momma's House
5.8s
I done seen a lot of scary shit in my day, but damn - that was a lotta ass.
Big Momma's House
5.9s
I think I need a splint or somethin'. Just... I'll be all right.
Big Momma's House
4.3s
Malcolm, I don't know how to tell you this... but your face is falling off!
Big Momma's House
2.5s
Look at that nappy little grapefruit head.
Big Momma's House
5.2s
- Big Momma, are you OK? - Oh, yeah. Ain't nothin' but some scaldin' pork grease.
Big Momma's House
7.2s
Ten thousand. - On... bug-eye boy. - What?! Big balls, huh? Big cojones, huh?
Big Momma's House
11s
Where has your life taken you? Far away from here. And I'm not sure if I'm goin' back. Really? Mom! I can't catch anything.
Good. You thought I was guilty the whole time, didn't you?
Big Momma's House
15s
Maybe not. Maybe you're walkin' home from a church social. Maybe you're standin' on your sun porch smokin' a pack of Virginia Slims. But where's an' ever you be, you got to be prepared for this.
Big Momma's House
1.5s
Sherry.
Big Momma's House
2.6s
You sure have changed, Big Momma.
Big Momma's House
20.7s
Oh, dear! The duct tape. I guess you're wonderin' why I got the duct tape. - It's a beauty secret. - Really? Yes. You never used duct tape to get rid of them unsightly hairs? - No. - It works particularly well on the bikini area. - Really? - No doubt, girl. The pork chops are on fire.
