Look, if this is about... those butt-ball naked pictures of Billy Dee... you gotta understand, that's Billy. I just checked my e-mail. There he was. I go, 'Ooh! Oooh!' And all I could say to myself was, 'II got Billy! I got Billy! I got Billy!' No. No, I, uh- I can assure you- Ms. Pierce, the F.B.I. is investigating Tom Fuller. Mr. Fuller? Have mercy. Yes. And since you seem to have such close access to the family... the fact is, we could really use your help. Well, what could Big Momma possibly- I get it. You want me to take him out. - No. No. - Yeah. Uh- uh? - No. We just want you to keep an eye on him. - Ah? You know, have you seen or heard anything out of the ordinary? Uh, wait. He seems to be getting outside help on that big project he's working on. But what's really important is... we need to find out who he's working with. Now, ma'am, do you think you could find out that information? Well, um. Well, my m. o. would be to stay close to the perps. That way, I wont compromise the assets... and I'll wait for the intel to fall in my hands. - Excuse me? - Well, I mean... you watch enough Kojak, you pick up a few things. Don't worry. Big Momma got that. I got it.
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- Watch Big Momma. See? Rock with it, baby. Rock with it. Just feel it. All try? All right. Ready, now. To the right. You gotta go right, baby. There you go. No, no, not your leg. Bring your hip. Bring your hip and then you dip. Hip, dip. Hip, dip. There you go, Carrie! That's it, Carrie! There go - Now rock with it. Rock with it, Carrie. Rock with it. Now dip, baby. Whoo! Dip, dip, dip, baby. - Whoo - hoo! There you go, Carrie. - There you go, Carrie. Ooh. - Okay, guys. Um, girls, keep working. You look great. Well be right back. Keep going. - Ooh. Ooh. - Um, excuse me?
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Oh, Ponch, that's no way for a dog to act.
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Are you sure this is your church? I know my own- Of course it is. I'm half Jewish. You got a problem with that? You anti- Semitic- Hey, hey, hey. No, no. Of course not. Everything's cool. That's some nice bling you got on there. Oh, its a class ring. Oklahoma. But I thought you said you went to Princeton. It was my fathers. For all that work, this is all that's left.
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Ooh. We got a gusher. Oh, my goodness. Oh, this is the last time I feed this boy pickled pigs feet. You're going to change his diaper right here? Ah, yes, but don't worry. I'll contain the seepage, okay? I just hope your hard drives are backed up. Mr. Fuller has a bathroom in his office.
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Malcolm! Malcolm! Malcolm, I got him! I got him! I got him! Malcolm, Malcolm, I got him! Molly, why don't you take your brother and sister down to the concession stand... and get em some ice cream? Big Momma go to stretch one more again, okay? Uh- Freeze! F.B.I.! Hold it right there! Hold it! Come here! Don't make me run after you! I don't like chasin' people!
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- Uh, okay, this is Agent Keneally. Please advise. I just made B.M. in the back of a cab. Uh, you did what in the back of the cab? Big Momma! I just made B - I saw Big Momma in the back of a cab. And now I'm going to get V.D. Visual data. I'm going - Never mind.
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I've been walking around for an hour looking for you. - I was busy, if you hadn't noticed. Very, very specific encrypted notation.
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You weren't studyin',, and you weren't on that bed. - I totally was. - No. You were sitting at the computer. And your history book is over there... by that nasty egg salad sandwich, which explains the smell. Watch it, girl. There's a new sheriff in town.
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- L chaim. - Shalom. L chaim. Uh, yeah. - Where you at? - Thank God. Thank God you're alive. Where- - I got it. Sooners. - What? His dad, his ring. Just tell Stewart to try it. Try 'Sooners. ' S- O- O-N-E-R- S. I'm in! - Oh, no. - 'Oh, no'? The password got us in the door, and then the walls came down. It's like a booby trap. We're stuck. - How about the satellite? - That'll work. Call Morales. Tell her well need tech support and a full tactical package. - Pick me up on the way. - Where you at? I'm at temple. Oh, temple. Well, Shabbat shalom. Lets go.
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Yeah, I'll be right down. What? Tom, no. Your son just spoke his first words. - Tell your boss you cant come in. - I don't have a choice. Well, fine. Were gonna stay here and keep playing though. - Suit yourself. - Malcolm, we still don't have the password. You've gotta get it, and you gotta get it now. Mr. Fuller, wait. Can you carry me to prayer meetin'? It's at that church right by your office. Church by my office? Are you sure? I think I know my own church! No, no, no. Hey, we gotta follow in the van. - What are we gonna do about all these dogs? - Well bring 'em back in an hour. Just tie em down or something, and let's go. - Oh, God. - Oh! Ew! Who was that? Was that? Mona? Mona, was that you?
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Ooh. I didn't mean to say that. I want you out of the house first thing in the morning.
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Molly! We gotta go! But, Big Momma, Mommy didn't get me any breakfast. Breakfast?
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Now, I didn't cry during Waiting to Exhale... and I'm certainly not gonna fall for your puppy-dog eyes. Now, this day is gettin' away from me. We got to go, Carrie.
Big Momma's House 2
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All right. Well, we didn't have time to cover all the angles... but with this r�sum�, you shouldn't have any trouble at all. - Piece of cake. - Okay, go.
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Why don't you take him down and get his feet wet, all right? Shoo, go play. Have a good time. Enjoy the beach. Get sand all in between your toes. Everything. I don't care. Ooh! Let me cop a squat here. Ooh! Ooh! I feel sexy.
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Is this what you do? Beat up on children and old ladies? Mmm. Go.