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- Oh, my God! Big Momma, are you okay? - Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Excuse me. Uh, maybe I'll just stand. So your husbands out on a new project? I can't wait to meet him. Yeah, well. - Uh, do you wanna know about the children? - Well, that depends. - Will they be around a lot? - Well, they live here... so pretty much all the time. Oh. Well... - in that case, Big Momma loves taking care of the kids. - Oh, good. Unless, of course, you think they'd be better off in a nice military academy. - No. That's funny. I will warn you though... their schedules are pretty hectic... so I've come up with something to help you keep it straight.
Big Momma's House 2
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Damn. How many kids you got? I know. I have to remind myself sometimes that its only three. But its not as bad as it looks, once you get used to the system. Okay, for example, sports are white pegs... music are yellow, um... tutoring is blue, and household chores are red. Well, which peg says its time for me to drink a 40 and watch Dr. Phil? You're funny. Um, my husband, Tom, seems to think that I'm a little too obsessive about this... but, you know, the world is changing. And I want my kids to be able to take advantage of it in every way. - Oh, rats! Oh, I'll handle it. Uh, all I need is a hammer and a mop. - Oh, that's actually our dog, Poncho. He hasn't really been himself lately. We had this other dog named Carla. - She was Ponchos girlfriend. And she was out playing with a ball, and there was this, um, wood chipper. - Wood chipper? - Oh, he saw the whole thing. - He blames himself. It's a tragedy, really. Anyway, lets go meet the children. First, we have Andrew. He's three. Oh, my goodness. I know. He does that all day long. And you would think that he would get hurt, but he never seems to. Boy, you are two kinds of crazy. You cant be throwing yourself around like that. Oh, he doesn't speak, at all. We've taken him to a bunch of specialists. They insist nothing's wrong... that hell talk when he's ready. So until then- Well, I hope he's wearing a cup.
Big Momma's House 2