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Can we shoot at it? I don't know. Can you?

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Oh, shit. Come on. I assume you all have guns and crack.

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Life's bullshit, Miroki.

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- What a rush. - What do you guys wanna do? - Man, let's get drunk! - Let's get more fucked up! You're fucking living the dream, Michaels! Oh, man. This is gonna be the best night ever. - Got a 257 at Fifth and Paysview. - Shit. All units in the area report to Fifth and Paysview. - Car 98, that's you. Do it. - Fuck. - Shit. - Shit. Car 98 on it. You dumb fucking whore. Hey, did she say we're gonna get to shoot somebody or something? Oh, God, I wish.

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You laughed in my face when I said I'd be having sex tonight. That doesn't mean you shouldn't always be prepared. - You didn't even bring a condom? - No. No, Evan, that wasn't part of the plan. You did this without consulting with me. We've never discussed, like, any plan, but you keep saying we have a plan. I had, like, a general outline. You know? I was gonna go down on her for, like, several hours, okay? She would love that. She'd be smitten. She'd go out with that. Or I dry hump the shit out of her leg. Well, I just... I don't see the harm in bringing one little condom. And one little bottle of spermicidal lube? Yeah, one little bottle of spermicidal lube. - Evan, that's psycho shit, man. - No, it's not. That's, like, Charles Manson shit. What, do you think Becca's gonna be psyched that you brought lube? "Oh, Evan. Thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your fucking 4-inch dick... ...inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube." - Okay, that's... That's enough. - Fuck. These girls are 18, they're not dried-up old ladies. - They're good to go. - Then I won't bring the lube. Don't make me feel like that. I thought it was cool. - This is a nice kind. - Let me see that for a second. - An impressive kind. - It is kind of cool. - That's cool. - Fucking dumbass. Lube? - That's funny. - You brought lube? You owe me 6 bucks because I'm not walking over to get it and it exploded.

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- What the fuck do we do, man? - Don't stop. I don't know.

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Hey, Evan, pay for me, please.

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- You got in? - We got right in. - Wanna do this, 'roid monkey? - Fuck you! Then we called it a night. We were all just really exhausted. What the fuck?! You would've loved it. It was an incredible, unbelievable night. That sounds like a lot of fun. You know, I'd love to go do something like that sometime. Who wouldn't? I mean, it was like... ...me and Seth are always kind of cooking up these... ...fun, sort of, little, you know, events. I guess you guys are really gonna go crazy next year together. We were going to, but we got into different schools. Really? That sucks.

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If I equals the square root of negative one... ...then I squared equals negative one. Okay? In other words, if you consider I as a constant... ...you can then define the square roots of all the negative numbers.

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What the fuck, man?

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She's way smashed. And she's been yammering about you all night. Really? What was she saying? She told you that she thinks I'm a good guy? No, no. She said something more like: "I will fully blow him tonight."

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Give me a fucking warning before you do it. I'll scare him out of wherever he's hiding. This isn't gonna do shit. Get in the car. Get in the car. This is your fault, you piece of...

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Yes. Oh, my God. It worked. It worked. We won. We won.

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- Yeah, that's fine. - Good. That's good. Pretend he's your little sister. Your little sister with the...

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- What up? - Morning. Morning.

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Come on, pussy. Get up, dude.

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Sleepover at my house? You wanna come sleep...?

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- Can I hold one? - What? Can I hold one of your guns?

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