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58.3s
Princess? What happened to you? You're, uh, uh, uh, different. - I'm ugly, okay? - Well, yeah! Was it something you ate? 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. - You are what you eat, I said. Now-- - No. I-- I've been this way as Ion as I can remember. What do you mean? Look, I am not never seen you like this before. It only happens when the sun goes down. By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm... until you find true love's first kiss... and then take love's true form. Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry. It's a spell. [Sighs] When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell on me. Every night I become this. This horrible, ugly beast!
Shrek
25.1s
- Aah! - Oh, no! - No, help! - Shh! - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! - No, it's okay. It's okay. - What did you do with the princess? - Donkey, I'm the princess. - Aah! - It's me, in this body. Oh, my God! You ate the princess! - Can you hear me? - Donkey! - Listen, keep breathing! I'll get you out of there! - No! - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! - Shh. - Shrek! - This is me. [Muffled Mumbling]
Shrek
45.5s
- Are you all right? - Perfect! Never been better. I-- I don't-- There's something I have to tell you. You don't have to tell me anything, Princess. - I heard enough last night. - You heard what I said? Every word. I thought you'd understand. Oh, I understand. Like you said, Who could love a hideous, ugly beast? But I thought that wouldn't matter to you. Yeah? Well, it does. [Gasps, Sighs] - Ah, right on time. - [Horse Whinnies] Princess, I've brought you a little something. [Fanfare] [Yawns] What'd I miss? What'd I miss? [Muffled] Who said that? Couldn't have been a donkey.
Shrek
1m14s
I don't give a damn about my reputation - You're living in the past It's a new generation - Damn! - [Whinnying] - A girl can do what she wants to do And that's what I'm gonna do And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation Oh, no, no, no, no, no Not me - Me, me, me - Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me! And I don't give a damn about my reputation Never said I wanted to improve my station Ah! [Laughs] - And I'm always feeling good when I'm having fun - Yeah! And I don't have to please no one The chair! Give him the chair! And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation Oh, no, no, no, no, no Not me Me, me, me Oh, no, no, no, no Not me, not me - Not me - [Bell Dings] - [Cheering] - [Laughs] Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah! Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha! - [Shrek Laughs] - [Crowd Gasping, Murmuring]
Shrek
38.6s
- [Gasps] - Oh! - What is that? - [Gasping] - It's hideous! - Ah, that's not very nice. - It's just a donkey. - Huh? Indeed. Knights, new plan! The one who kills the ogre will be named champion! Have at him! - Get him! - Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now. [Woman] Go ahead! Get him! Can't we just settle this over a pint? [Man] Kill the beast! No? All right then. Come on!
Shrek
1m1s
Princess Fiona. As promised. Now hand it over. Very well, ogre. The deed to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed. Take it and go before I change my mind. Forgive me, Princess, for startling you, but you startled me, for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. I am Lord Farquaad. Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no. - [Snaps Fingers] - Forgive me, my Lord, for I was just saying... a short... farewell. That is so sweet. You don't have to waste good manners on the ogre. It's not like it has feelings. No, you're right. It doesn't. Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona. - I ask your hand in marriage. - [Gasps] Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?
Shrek
1m47s
- Take it away! - [Gasps] - Move it along. Come on! Get up! - Next! Give me that! Your flying days are over. That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! - Get up! Come on! - Twenty pieces. - [Thudding] - Sit down there! - Keep quiet! - [Crying] This cage is too small. Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! - Oh, shut up. - Oh! - Next! - What have you got? - This little wooden puppet. I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. Five shillings for the possessed toy. - Take it away. - Father, please! Don't let them do this! - Help me! - Next. What have you got? - Well, I've got a talking donkey. - [Grunts] Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. Oh, go ahead, little fella. Well? Oh, oh, he's just-- He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you bone headed dolt-- -That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! - No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. - Get her out of my sight. - No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! [Gasps] Hey! I can fly! - He can fly! - He can fly! - He can talk! - Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a super fly, but I bet you are not never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! Uh-oh. [Grunts] Seize him!
Shrek
1m0s
- Go! - Go! - [Record Scratching] - Go. Go. Go. Hey, now You're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mould - Think it's in there? - AI right. Let's get it! Whoa. Ho Id on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. [Laughs] Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now, ogres-- They're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. - No! - They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! - Actually, it's quite good on toast. - Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
Shrek