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47.4s
Shall I give the order, sir? No, I have a better idea. People of DuLoc, I give you our champion! - What? - Congratulations, ogre. You've won the honour of embarking on a great and noble quest. Quest? I'm already on a quest, a quest to get my swamp back. - Your swamp? - Yeah, my swamp! Where you dumped those fairy tale creatures! - [Crowd Murmuring] - Indeed. All right, ogre, I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back. Exactly the way it was? Down to the last slime-covered toad stool. - And the squatters? - As good as gone.
Shrek
2m26s
- [Gasping] - Oh! - Magic mirror-- - Don't tell him anything! No! - [Gingerbread Man Whimpers] - Evening. Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? Well, technically you're not a king. Uh, Thelonius. - You were saying? - What I mean is, you're not a king yet. But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess. - Go on. - [Chuckles] So,just sit back and relax, my Lord, because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. And here they are! Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, faraway. She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella. Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is. Come on. Give it up for Snow White! And last, but certainly not least, bachelorette number three is a fiery redhead... from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona! So will it be bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two or bachelorette number three? - Two! Two! - Three! Three! - Two! Two! - Three! Three? One? [Shudders] Three? Three! Pick number three, my Lord! Okay, okay, uh, number three! Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona. If you love pina coladas - And getting caught in the rain - Princess Fiona. - If you're not into yoga - She's perfect. All I have to do is just find someone who can go-- But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night. - I'll do it. - Yes, but after sunset-- Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and DuLoc will finally have the perfect king! Captain, assemble your finest men. We're going to have a tournament.
Shrek
36.8s
[Cheering] - [Twittering] - [Cheering Continues] Oh! You! You're coming with me. All right, that's what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it! - On the road again Sing it with me, Shrek. - Hey. Oh, oh! I can't wait to get on the road again What did I say about singing? - Can I whistle? - No. - Can I hum it? - All right, hum it. [Humming]
Shrek
26.6s
- Any one at all? - Me! Me! - Anyone? - Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know! Me, me! [Sighs] Okay, fine. Attention, all fairy tale things. Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now... and get you all off my land and back where you came from!
Shrek
1m43s
Sure, it's big enough, but look at the location. [Laughing] Uh, Shrek? Uh, remember when you said ogres have layers? Oh, aye. Well, I have a bit of a confession to make. Donkeys don't have layers. We wear our fear right out there on our sleeves. - Wait a second. Donkeys don't have sleeves. - You know what I mean. You can't tell me you're afraid of heights. I'm just a little uncomfortable about being on a rickety bridge over a boiling lake of lava! Come on, Donkey. I'm right here beside ya, okay? For emotional support, we'll just tackle this thing together one little baby step at a time. - Really? - Really, really. - Okay, that makes me feel so much better. -Just keep moving. - And don't look down. - Okay, don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look down. Keep on moving. Don't look down. [Gasps] Shrek! I'm looking down! Oh, God, I can't do this! Just let me off, please! - But you're already halfway. - But I know that half is safe! Okay, fine. I don't have time for this. You go back. - Shrek, no! Wait! -Just, Donkey-- - Let's have a dance then, shall we? - Don't do that! Oh, I'm sorry. Do what? - Oh, this? - Yes, that! Yes? Yes, do it. Okay. [Screams] No, Shrek! - No! Stop it! - You said do it! I'm doing it. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek, I'm gonna die. Oh! That'll do, Donkey. That'll do.
Shrek
1m39s
[Clattering, Whirring, Clicking] [Clicking] [Clicking Quickens] Welcome to DuLoc such a perfect town Here we have some rules Let us lay them down Don't make waves, stay in line and we'll get along fine DuLoc is a perfect place Please keep off of the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your... face DuLoc is, DuLoc is DuLoc is a perfect - Place - [Camera Shutter Clicks] [Whirring] Wow! Let's do that again! No. No. No, no, no! No. [Trumpet Fanfare] - [Crowd Cheering] - [Farquaad] Brave knights. - You are the best and brightest in all the land. - [Donkey Humming] Today one of you shall prove himself-- All right. You're going the right way for a smacked bottom. - Sorry about that. - [Cheering] That champion shall have the honour-- no, no-- the privilege... to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona... from the fiery keep oft he dragon. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place... and so on and so forth. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. [Cheering]
Shrek