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2m11s
[Fire Crackling] And, uh, that one, that's Throwback, the only ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields. Right. Yeah. Hey, can you tell my future from these stars? The stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. Look, there's BITNET, the Fitment. - You can guess what he's famous for. - I know you're making this up. No, look. There he is, and there's the group of hunters running away from his stench. That is nothing but a bunch of little dots. Sometimes things are more than they appear. Hmm? Forget it. [Sighs] Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway? Our swamp? You know, when we're through rescuing the princess. We? Donkey, there's no we. There's no our. There's just me and my swamp. The first thing I'm gonna do is build a ten-foot wall around my land. You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now. You know what I think? I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. - No, do ya think? - Are you hiding something? Never mind, Donkey. Oh, this is another one of those onion things, isn't it? No, this is one of those drop-it and leave-it-alone things. - Why don't you want to talk about it? - Why do you want to? - Why are you blocking? - I'm not blocking. - Oh, yes, you are. - Donkey, I'm warning you. - Who you trying to keep out? - Everyone! Okay? Oh, now we're getting somewhere. Oh! For the love of Pete! What's your problem? What you got against the whole world? I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. People take one look at me and go, Aah! Help! Run! A big, stupid, ugly ogre! [Sighs] They judge me before they even know me. That's why I'm better off alone.
Shrek
1m1s
Princess Fiona. As promised. Now hand it over. Very well, ogre. The deed to your swamp, cleared out, as agreed. Take it and go before I change my mind. Forgive me, Princess, for startling you, but you startled me, for I have never seen such a radiant beauty before. I am Lord Farquaad. Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no. - [Snaps Fingers] - Forgive me, my Lord, for I was just saying... a short... farewell. That is so sweet. You don't have to waste good manners on the ogre. It's not like it has feelings. No, you're right. It doesn't. Princess Fiona, beautiful, fair, flawless Fiona. - I ask your hand in marriage. - [Gasps] Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?
Shrek
26.6s
[Grunting] - Hey! Over here. - Shrek, we can do better than that. I don't think this is fit for a princess. No, no, it's perfect. It just needs a few homey touches. - Homey touches? Like what? - [Crashing] A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night. You want me to read you a bedtime story? I will. I said good night!
Shrek
2m8s
I was placed in a tower to await the day my true love would rescue me. That's why I have to marry Lord Farquaad tomorrow... before the sun sets and he sees me... like this. [Sobs] All right, all right. Calm down. Look, it's not that bad. You're not that ugly. Well, I am not gonna lie. You are ugly. But you only look like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24-7. But, Donkey, I'm a princess, and this is not how a princess is meant to look. Princess, how 'bout if you don't marry Farquaad? I have to. Only my true love's kiss can break the spell. But, you know, um, you're kind of an ogre, and Shrek-- well, you got a lot in common. Shrek? Princess, I-- Uh, how's it going, first of all? Good? Um, good for me too. I'm okay. I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty and-- well, I don't really like it, but I thought you might like it 'cause you're pretty. But I like you anyway. I'd-- uh, uh-- [Sighs] I'm in trouble. Okay, here we go. [Fiona] I can't just marry whoever want. Take a good look at me, Donkey. I mean, really, who could ever love a beast so hideous and ugly? Princessand ugly don't go together. - That's why I can't stay here with Shrek. - [Gasps] My only chance to live happily ever after is to marry my truelove. - [Deep Sigh] - Don't you see, Donkey? That's just how it has to be. It's the only way to break the spell. - You at least gotta tell Shrek the truth. - No! You can't breathe a word. No one must ever know. What's the point of being able to talk if you gotta keep secrets? Promise you won't tell. Promise! All right, all right. I won't tell him. But you should. I just know before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. - Look at my eye twitching. - [Door Opens]
Shrek
25.1s
- Aah! - Oh, no! - No, help! - Shh! - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! - No, it's okay. It's okay. - What did you do with the princess? - Donkey, I'm the princess. - Aah! - It's me, in this body. Oh, my God! You ate the princess! - Can you hear me? - Donkey! - Listen, keep breathing! I'll get you out of there! - No! - Shrek! Shrek! Shrek! - Shh. - Shrek! - This is me. [Muffled Mumbling]
Shrek
58.3s
Princess? What happened to you? You're, uh, uh, uh, different. - I'm ugly, okay? - Well, yeah! Was it something you ate? 'Cause I told Shrek those rats was a bad idea. - You are what you eat, I said. Now-- - No. I-- I've been this way as Ion as I can remember. What do you mean? Look, I am not never seen you like this before. It only happens when the sun goes down. By night one way, by day another. This shall be the norm... until you find true love's first kiss... and then take love's true form. Ah, that's beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry. It's a spell. [Sighs] When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell on me. Every night I become this. This horrible, ugly beast!
Shrek
45.5s
- Are you all right? - Perfect! Never been better. I-- I don't-- There's something I have to tell you. You don't have to tell me anything, Princess. - I heard enough last night. - You heard what I said? Every word. I thought you'd understand. Oh, I understand. Like you said, Who could love a hideous, ugly beast? But I thought that wouldn't matter to you. Yeah? Well, it does. [Gasps, Sighs] - Ah, right on time. - [Horse Whinnies] Princess, I've brought you a little something. [Fanfare] [Yawns] What'd I miss? What'd I miss? [Muffled] Who said that? Couldn't have been a donkey.
Shrek
2m12s
My beloved monster and me We go everywhere together Wearing a raincoat that has four sleeves - Gets us through all kinds of weather - Aah! She will always be the only thing That comes between me and the awful sting That comes from living in a world that's so damn mean [Croaks] Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Hey! - La-la, la-la, la-la-la-la - [Both Laughing] La-la, la-la, la-la There it is, Princess. Your future awaits you. - That's DuLoc? - Yeah, I know. You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something, which I think means he has a really-- Ow! Um, I, uh-- - I guess we better move on. - Sure. But, Shrek? - I'm-- I'm worried about Donkey. - [Blubbering] - What? - I mean, look at him. - He doesn't look so good. - What are you talking about? I'm fine. That's what they always say, and then next thing you know, you're on your back. - Dead. - You know, she's right. You look awful. Do you want to sit down? - I'll make you some tea. - I didn't want to say nothing, but I got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look. - [Bones Crunch] - Ow! See? -Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner. -I'll get the firewood. Hey, where you going? Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! I don't have any toes! I think I need a hug.
Shrek