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55.2s
Uh-- - Really tall? - No! I'm an ogre. You know. Grab your torch and pitchforks. Doesn't that bother you? Nope. - Really? - Really, really. - Oh. - Man, I like you. What's your name? Uh, Shrek. Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody- thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want to live in a place like that? That would be my home. Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
Shrek
32.9s
Arrgh! I'll make you regret the day we met. I'll see you drawn and quartered! - You'll beg for death to save you! - No! Shrek! - And as for you, my wife, - Fiona! I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! - I am king! - [Whistles] I will have order! I will have perfection! I will have-- Aaah! - Aah! - All right. Nobody move. I got a dragon here, and I'm not afraid to use it. - [Dragon Roars] - I'm a donkey on the edge!
Shrek
44.1s
Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible! Are you talking to-- me? Whoa! Yes, I was talking to you. Can I tell you that you was great back there? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. - Oh, that's great. Really. - Man, it's good to be free. Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not going out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're a mean, green, fighting machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.
Shrek
2m12s
My beloved monster and me We go everywhere together Wearing a raincoat that has four sleeves - Gets us through all kinds of weather - Aah! She will always be the only thing That comes between me and the awful sting That comes from living in a world that's so damn mean [Croaks] Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh Hey! - La-la, la-la, la-la-la-la - [Both Laughing] La-la, la-la, la-la There it is, Princess. Your future awaits you. - That's DuLoc? - Yeah, I know. You know, Shrek thinks Lord Farquaad's compensating for something, which I think means he has a really-- Ow! Um, I, uh-- - I guess we better move on. - Sure. But, Shrek? - I'm-- I'm worried about Donkey. - [Blubbering] - What? - I mean, look at him. - He doesn't look so good. - What are you talking about? I'm fine. That's what they always say, and then next thing you know, you're on your back. - Dead. - You know, she's right. You look awful. Do you want to sit down? - I'll make you some tea. - I didn't want to say nothing, but I got this twinge in my neck, and when I turn my head like this, look. - [Bones Crunch] - Ow! See? -Who's hungry? I'll find us some dinner. -I'll get the firewood. Hey, where you going? Oh, man, I can't feel my toes! I don't have any toes! I think I need a hug.
Shrek
1m39s
- Is that you, Gorder? - How did you know? Enough! What are you doing in my house? [Grunts] Hey! - [Snickers] - Oh, no, no, no. - Dead broad off the table. - Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken. Huh? [Gasps] [Male Voice] What? I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying ogre! What do I have to do to get a little privacy? - Aah! - Oh, no. Oh, no. - No! No! - [Cackling] - [Cackling Continues] - What? - Quit it. - Don't push. - [Squeaking] - [Lows] What are you doing in my swamp? [Echoing] Swamp! Swamp! Swamp! - [Gasping] - Oh, dear! Whoa! All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey! - Quickly. Come on! - No, no! No, no. Not there. Not there. - Oh! - [Sighs] Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them. Oh, gosh, no one invited us. - What? - We were forced to come here. - By who? - Lord Farquaad. He huffed und he puffed und he... signed an eviction notice. [Sighs] All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is? - [Murmuring] - Oh, I do. I know where he is. Does anyone else know where to find him?
Shrek
2m13s
I heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased the Lord But you don't really care for music, do ya It goes like this the fourth, the fifth The minor fall the major lift The baffled king composing hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Baby, I've been here before I know this room I've walked this floor I used to live alone before I knew you I've seen your flag on the marble arch But love is not a victory march It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah And all I ever learned from love I show to shoot at someone - Who outdrew you - [Moaning] And it's not a cry you can hear at night It's not somebody who's seen the light - It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah - [Moaning] Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah Hallelujah [Thumping Sound]
Shrek
41.6s
- What is this? - Uh, weedrat. Rotisserie style. No kidding. Well, this is delicious. Well, they're also great in stews. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean weedrat stew. [Chuckling] [Sighs] I guess I'll be dining a little differently tomorrow night. [Gulps] Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. I'll cook all kinds of stuff for you. Swamp toad soup, fish eye tartare-- you name it. [Chuckles] I'd like that. [Slurps, Laughs]
Shrek