People think we are insane. They don't know the joy of holding a man's beating heart in the palm of your hand. That's a good feeling.
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Oh. Shit.
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Since Christmas.
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Well, I am honored.
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Steven!
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Anyway, if I got in there and it happened, then I could really get sick.
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One hundred and seventy in cash and bearer bonds. But I don't hand over cash before seeing the merchandise. J.P., who gave you the rocket launchers last month on credit? How long have we known each other? Years.
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I can't go in with you, but I'm happy to watch. - Why? - I have, like, a childhood problem. A disease. Sort of rare.
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Besides, if you try to screw me... ...I will kill you and everyone you've ever met.
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I'm the middleman here.
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- Like golf? - No, I'm not gay. It's just occasionally I need the company of a man.
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That better be my dad.
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What was the name of that song you guys sang at that karaoke club on your first date?
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What happened to the Marriott? It's closer to the ground. Come on.
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But I'd like to say something. Just because I hate Marc's father... ...it's not going to be uncomfortable here at the wedding. - Hello, everyone! - Hi, Mom. Hi, honey. I'm so happy to be here. And I'm so proud of you.
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You moved the rehearsal dinner? Well, the Hancock Tower owed us a favor and they'll set us up really nice. So if you get there before I do and there's any kind of problem, ask for Artie. Reference the alabaster incident. He'll know what you're talking about. Oh, my God. I'm sorry about this, buddy, but it's important. And this isn't? You gotta trust me on this, all right? Have I ever let you down? Well, as a matter of fact-- Don't answer that.
