Because were coming up on our deadline, and I need to know your status. - Ooh, look. There's your daddy. - I need to know if you're ready. Look, I wouldn't have flown out here if I wasn't ready. Now where's my money? Don't worry about the money. Where do we meet? That's right. Give me somethin'.. Tonight, 7:00, West Hills Mall. - Where? - The surf shop, dude. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. - Someone in the building is logged on to our conference. - You gotta be kidding me! You guys are amateurs, dude. I'm outta here. - What happened? - Someone was watching. Wed better find out who that someone is.
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Move! Get out the way! Move! Move! Lord have mercy! Police business! Get out the way!
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You - You know, those girls got no room to talk. - That ain't dancin'.. - And chass�. And pump. And- That's getting Tasered by the police. Big Momma, I don't care about that. I just - I wanna be good, you know? If I was good, then my dad would come watch me... cause then it wouldn't be nonsense and a waste of his time. Child, you could dance like all those skinny girls on MTV. That wouldn't make your daddy stay home. Now, he loves you. He just has a helluva fine way of showin' it.
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Couldn't you have at least taken off that chicken suit? First of all, its an eagle suit. And unfortunately, I had no choice. The zipper melted. - What's wrong with you anyway? - Ryan and the guys saw you. - So? - So its embarrassing. Ryan's dad sells shrimp out the trunk of his car. He's the one that should be embarrassed. - Well, at least he doesn't have to do it dressed like a chicken. - Eagle. I'm an eagle. An eagles a majestic bird. It deserves respect.
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- Hello?
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Oh, a snack. - No, no, no, no. - No, Big Momma. Those are for your eyes. They're covered in eucalyptus sap.
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I'm not concerned about encryption.
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Hi, Big Momma.
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The United States government operates the most sophisticated... intelligence-gathering operations in the world. A few months ago, we received anonymous intel... that someone was designing a worm- a backdoor hack into that system. So, terrorists, North Korea- whoever gets their hands on this will know everything we know? N.S.A., C.I.A., D.O.D. All their databases will be an open book. Military intelligence, launch codes. They'll have access to everything we've got. Now, our chief suspect is Tom Fuller. As you can see, he spent a stint in the army, military intelligence. He's now head of development of software at a company called National Agenda Software.
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Who is this woman? Well, if anyone is beyond reproach, its Constance. Hello, Constance. It's awfully nice to meet you. Now, I assume you are completely 'aack-ack' free? Oh, yes, ma'am. Of course. She has impeccable references. She even studied child psychology. Ooh, that's impressive. Ooh. Well, children are my passion. - Oh. Oh, really? Well, would you say... that you're a follower of Bouch�? Or do you side more with Kreiter's theory?
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Mrs. Fuller? But Mrs. Fuller?
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Agent Doug Hudson was working undercover on Fullers technical team. I guess he got too close.
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She wants a minivan. Me driving a minivan? I ain't gonna be able to do it. Next thing you know, I'll be asking if I look fat in these jeans. This is my stuff?
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Before you guys get too comfortable over here, cuff him. Whoa, whoa. Um, they forced him to do it. They told him if he didn't do it, they'd kill his family.
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Excuse me, darlin', but that's my leg you're humpin'.. Ooh, young people just so nasty today!
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What do you say we practice at your house tomorrow morning, Carrie? - Good idea. - Mmm.
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Oh, my God. I knew that thong would come in handy.
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Look, Big Momma even made Poncho happy! Lord, that dogs higher than a Georgia pine. I gotta run. Great spread, Big Momma. Oh, Mr. Fuller. Oh, bye. I'll see you around. You're a good man, Mr. Fuller. You're a good man! - Thank you. Thanks, Big Momma. Thank you. Thanks. - Bye.