- Look. You're gonna have a baby. You wanted a desk: we gave you one. Now, I know P.R. isn't exactly what you- Did you really set yourself on fire yesterday? Well, actually, it was more of a controlled burn. The flames weren't that big. Uh-huh. Go home. Be with your wife. Get your head on straight. I don't wanna see you anywhere near this. And that's an order. - I find you sniffing around, so- - I heard you.
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Kick me out of my office? Hell, no. Crawford. It was my call. Field agents have priority over P.R. - You gotta be kidding me, Crawford. - Malcolm. Malcolm! Last night Doug Hudson was killed in the line. Yeah.
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I gave it up for her.
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- Oh, my God! Big Momma, are you okay? - Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Excuse me. Uh, maybe I'll just stand. So your husbands out on a new project? I can't wait to meet him. Yeah, well. - Uh, do you wanna know about the children? - Well, that depends. - Will they be around a lot? - Well, they live here... so pretty much all the time. Oh. Well... - in that case, Big Momma loves taking care of the kids. - Oh, good. Unless, of course, you think they'd be better off in a nice military academy. - No. That's funny. I will warn you though... their schedules are pretty hectic... so I've come up with something to help you keep it straight.
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Yes, of course. I thought so.
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What was that about? Nothing. Go back to sleep.
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Ugh.
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- I say, there's an eagle in the house. I say, there's an eagle- Pa-cow, pa-cow.
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Damn, man! Put on some drawers! This is a family beach, not Chippendales! What's wrong with you?
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Ooh.
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Honey, look what I picked out for the baby today. Isn't he cute?
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It hurts me to leave without saying good-bye... but I best be movin' on. when I came to you, my heart was heavy.
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It's a loud, noisy world we live in... and sometimes we lose our way. But if were lucky... the good Lord sends someone to bring us home.
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You weren't studyin',, and you weren't on that bed. - I totally was. - No. You were sitting at the computer. And your history book is over there... by that nasty egg salad sandwich, which explains the smell. Watch it, girl. There's a new sheriff in town.
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Okay, Andrew. That programs gotta be hidin' up in here somewhere.
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That must be some 'Y'.
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- L chaim. - Shalom. L chaim. Uh, yeah. - Where you at? - Thank God. Thank God you're alive. Where- - I got it. Sooners. - What? His dad, his ring. Just tell Stewart to try it. Try 'Sooners. ' S- O- O-N-E-R- S. I'm in! - Oh, no. - 'Oh, no'? The password got us in the door, and then the walls came down. It's like a booby trap. We're stuck. - How about the satellite? - That'll work. Call Morales. Tell her well need tech support and a full tactical package. - Pick me up on the way. - Where you at? I'm at temple. Oh, temple. Well, Shabbat shalom. Lets go.
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Now, I didn't cry during Waiting to Exhale... and I'm certainly not gonna fall for your puppy-dog eyes. Now, this day is gettin' away from me. We got to go, Carrie.