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Hi, honey. Hi, baby! What happened to my little birdie? - Eagle too proud to talk about it. Well, come on inside and let me take a look. - Hey, baby. - Hi, honey. - What's up? - Oh, I almost forgot. The broker called today and upped the offer on the Porsche. - Malcolm, with what he's offering... we can remodel the garage into a playroom and still have enough left over for a minivan. Whoa. Uh, now, a playrooms one thing. But I am not drivin no minivan. - Well, where are we gonna put a baby in that Porsche? - It's got a trunk. Malcolm, all the talks we had about having the baby... and how it was gonna change things? You promised me you were up for this. Yeah, baby, but to be fair... you were naked when most of those promises were made. - Look, I'm just kiddin',, okay?
Big Momma's House 2
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So what brings us here today, O great Safety Eagle? Yeah, well, I'm, uh, here to recruit some junior investigators. Me! Ah, now, I'm not talking about investigating your parents. Although, if your daddy got no job... and wearing a $20,000 Rolex, give us a call. - Hey, Trent. Watching television sure is fun - That guy in the chicken suit? Isn't that your step dad? ...make sure the cord is not torn or frayed.
Big Momma's House 2
25.6s
You gotta get out there. They're starting to get fidgety. What were you so nervous about? I mean, you set this up, right? You vouched for us? Yes, but you don't know them the way I do. If they think for one second you're not legit, they will turn on you. And God help you if that happens. That's it. We can't risk it. I'm pulling the plug. No, no. I've never turned down an assignment, and I'm not gonna start now. Just tell me one thing. Have they had their snack?
Big Momma's House 2
24.8s
Um, Kreiter. - Definitely Kreiter. - Well, child, Kreiter's my butcher. And he can cook the hell out of a ham hock, but he don't know nothin' about children. So what else are you lyin' about? What? Maybe you can forgive her lyin' ways... but I'm sure you don't want a nanny who's packin'.. Packing?
Big Momma's House 2
27.9s
We did an extensive check on Mr. Fuller and didn't find anything. Basically, we've got a small army of agents working out there. And because Agent Stone blew a nanny interview... we got nothin: Look, we gotta get somebody on the inside. Now, isn't there anybody close to Fuller that we can turn? No. We have tried everybody who has any contact with anyone inside that house. - We have exhausted the list. - Wait a minute. I know someone we haven't tried yet.
Big Momma's House 2
23.6s
Um, thank you. Thank you for standing up for me. What makes you think - Look. I didn't do it for you, okay? I did it so your kids wouldn't spend the next 20 years... - talking to you through a prison phone. - I know. I know I've got a lot of ground to make up with them, and I swear I will. Good. So, looks like were gonna have to find ourselves a new nanny.
Big Momma's House 2
1m39s
Damn. How many kids you got? I know. I have to remind myself sometimes that its only three. But its not as bad as it looks, once you get used to the system. Okay, for example, sports are white pegs... music are yellow, um... tutoring is blue, and household chores are red. Well, which peg says its time for me to drink a 40 and watch Dr. Phil? You're funny. Um, my husband, Tom, seems to think that I'm a little too obsessive about this... but, you know, the world is changing. And I want my kids to be able to take advantage of it in every way. - Oh, rats! Oh, I'll handle it. Uh, all I need is a hammer and a mop. - Oh, that's actually our dog, Poncho. He hasn't really been himself lately. We had this other dog named Carla. - She was Ponchos girlfriend. And she was out playing with a ball, and there was this, um, wood chipper. - Wood chipper? - Oh, he saw the whole thing. - He blames himself. It's a tragedy, really. Anyway, lets go meet the children. First, we have Andrew. He's three. Oh, my goodness. I know. He does that all day long. And you would think that he would get hurt, but he never seems to. Boy, you are two kinds of crazy. You cant be throwing yourself around like that. Oh, he doesn't speak, at all. We've taken him to a bunch of specialists. They insist nothing's wrong... that hell talk when he's ready. So until then- Well, I hope he's wearing a cup.
Big Momma's House 2