Have you been reading the book ? I might have glanced at it once or twice. Oh, well, that's very good ! I'm very proud of you, Major. - Oh, shucks. It ain't hard bein' sensitive. - He's back ! He's back ! - Who's back ? The man who lives in my closet. Aw, boy, get on outta here with that "I'm scared of the dark" crap. Go on, now. Git ! Sensitive.
Major Payne
9.5s
Well, hello, Miss Walburn. I just came by to let you know that Wuligar has a slight temperature, so you might not want to torture him this evening.
Major Payne
22.2s
Shut up. All right. I got a surefire plan to get rid of that son of a bitch. - What is it ? - What ? What ? - It's gonna cost us. How much you got ? - Twenty. - I got 25. - Put me down for 40. - All right, Dotson ! - Yeah ! - Yeah ! All right, we're takin' out Payne tomorrow ! - Yeah ! - Yeah ! - Yeah !
Major Payne
20.8s
What's your angle, boy ? You plottin' on me ? - No, sir ! - Don't you know I could snap your neck in 20 different places ? Major, Major ! It's okay ! He's just trying to show you some affection ! I don't like it. Make me feel all funny.
Major Payne
13.9s
- If he's still in there, he ain't happy. - What was that ? Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice ! And if he's still in there, he ain't happy !
Major Payne
11.4s
"The ABC's of the Loving Male Role Model." - I don't need your book. - Take it. - I don't want it. - Take it. - I don't want it. - Please, Major ?
Major Payne
27.5s
"Love is the key... to understandin'." "The Three Bees. Bee a good listener. Bee sensitive to their needs."
Major Payne
10.2s
You run on back to bed. That bad man ain't gonna bother you no more. Thank you, Major. I love you.
Major Payne
2.1s
Okay.
Major Payne
25.5s
I think I'll wait a moment. My stomach's a little upset. Them some mighty fine vittles. Shouldn't let 'em go to waste. You know, I think you're really making some wonderful strides... with the way you're dealing with the children. That was almost a really good thing... you tried to do for Tiger tonight. May I make a suggestion ?
Major Payne
21.5s
You know, I heard you've been givin' these boys a hard time. In fact, I heard you couldn't cut it... in the real man's military ! - I heard that it's time for you to leave. Know what I heard ? I heard your mother was so fat she played pool with the planets.
Major Payne
17.6s
One ! Don't you feel dumb ? Two ! Look at you. Three. Don't you ever make no jokes about me behind my back, otherwise I stomp you in the ground !
Major Payne
13.3s
You Payne ? I got somethin' to say to you. Fee-fi-fo-fum. What beanstalk you fall from ?
Major Payne
6s
Well, your story, while colorful-- was a bit rough.
Major Payne
6.7s
Actually, I think the party just begun. Heh-heh-heh.
