- Get in. - Can't I just stand beside the bed ? Get in.
Major Payne
16.3s
Man, you sure about this ? He looks awake to me. No, I checked on that. Watch this. Yo, turd-sniffer. Maggot-face ! See ? He's dead to the world. Let's go.
Major Payne
9.4s
What happened to the other dress ? - This one's prettier. - Shut up, Brian ! - Shh ! Come on. Williams, go.
Major Payne
9.6s
Look, it's been four hours. He hasn't blinked. These Special Forces guys can sleep with their eyes open. Trust me.
Major Payne
4.3s
Well, why not Wuligar ? 'Cause Wuligar's gotta take the pictures.
Major Payne
50.3s
Let's go, maggots. Follow my lead ! Payne's not here He's in our ass Payne's not here He's in our ass Butt's so tight he can't pass gas Butt's so tight he can't pass gas - Sound off - One, two - Sound off - Three, four Break it on down Break it on down Break it on down Break it down You like to rhyme, boy ? What's your name ? Bushwick Bill ? No, let me guess. You Snoop Diggety Dogg. Turds ! Front leanin' rest position. Move ! I'm 'a teach you how I rhyme military style !
Major Payne
8.7s
Why me ? - 'Cause you have got the biggest tits. - Shh. Shh. - Ahem.
Major Payne
2.1s
Like what ?
Major Payne
13.7s
Sensitive, sensitive. Hello, there, fella. You know what you're havin' ? It's called a nightmare. You know what a nightmare is ?
Major Payne
5s
Now put your head on his shoulder. - Are you crazy ? - Do it !
Major Payne
3.6s
- Uh, good night, Miss Walburn. - Good night, Major.
Major Payne
7.2s
- Where is he ? - He better get here. Alex ! Alex !
Major Payne
2.6s
He's coming ! He's coming !
Major Payne
2.1s
Hmm.
Major Payne
28.9s
Well, you know what y'all got comin' ? Seven 23-hour days... full of fun and adventure. I'm gonna make you boys strong ! Sir. Yes, turd ? It was me, sir. I hired him. Well, that's one death warrant signed. Do I have any more volunteers ?
Major Payne
14.1s
Oh, children. Somebody's gonna answer for this blood from my lip. I want names. I wanna know who's responsible.
Major Payne
9s
Agh. Y-You said you were gonna-- hit me in the face. What, you callin' me a liar ?
