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Payne, what happened ? You've only been out one week. It's civilian life, sir. I had a minor setback. Listen, I made some calls, and I got an assignment for you. It's not great, you understand, but it gets you back in the military.

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Whoa ! Catch it ! Oh, I gotcha now !

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Mmm. Mmm.

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Agh ! My finger ! My finger ! - Work every time. And I'm bad to the bone Bad to the bone B-B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone You had better give up, senor. You cannot kill us all. Nope, but I can clean your colon out quicker than... one of them burritos with extra guacamole sauce.

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What do you like to do for fun ?

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All right, knock it off!

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Get off of him !

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Base admin is cutting your discharge orders right now. General, are you tryin' to tell me in all this man's military... there is no room left for a trained weapon of destruction ? The fighting is no longer done on the battlefields, Payne. Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress. Boys like us are becoming dinosaurs.

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Good. Now hold it. Hold it. Okay.

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How about you ? Was there ever a Mrs. Payne ? Negative. I figured if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd have issued me one. Well, I had a really nice time tonight, Benson. Heck, bein' with you is almost better than cleanin' my gun.

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Uh, General, uh, tomorrow are the military games, and I was hoping-- Games ? Payne, I fought to get you reinstated. You wanted in. I got you in. You don't take this, there won't be any more chances.

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And I'm bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad At ease, Payne.

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I like to hang upside down blindfolded, take my gun apart and put it back together... before my nose starts to bleed.

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- Alex, did you do it ? - How much did it cost ? - Where were you ? - Shh. I did it. I did it. Squad ! Atten-hut !

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You need me to tell you the story about the Little Engine That Could again ?

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Negative.

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Relax. Do you know why you're here ? Sir, no, sir ! The promotion board report came out last week. This is the new lieutenant colonel list. Your name is not on it. You get two chances to advance, then we gotta show you the hatch.

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I will be... sensitive... to his needs.

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