So after two and a half weeks... of livin' a civilian puke's existence, I was back in uniform, back in the Corps.
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- Come in.
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Oh, that's great ! But is there anything that you like that doesn't have to do with battle ? - Like what ? - Like golf. Negative.
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So what is it, exactly ? Concentrated dithiazanine. - What the hell is that ? - It's like a super-laxative. This here'll pack enough punch to take out an entire football team. Payne'll never get off the can. He'll be makin' beef stool 'til graduation. - Yeah. - All right. Payne'll never know what hit him.
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What you want Baby, I got What you need You know I got it All I'm askin' - Is for a little respect when you come home - Just a little bit - Hey, baby - Just a little bit - When ya get home - Just a little bit - Mister - Just a little bit I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone I ain't gonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna All I'm askin' is for a little respect when you come home - Just a little bit just a little bit - Baby, when you get home And all I'm askin' in return, honey Is to give me my propers when you get home - Just a, just a, just a - Yeah, baby, when you get home - Just a little bit Just a little bit - Yeah Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight.
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Tiger ! Tiger, come back here ! I'm not gonna chase you.
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Did I say you could touch my bed ? - No. - Get off. Ow !
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Meet me on the parade ground, 1700 hours. We got work to do. Squad, atten-hut !
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Why are you here ? The R.O.T.C. program. I understand you've been placin' last, eight years runnin' in the Virginia Military Games. - I am here to remedy that. We have an R.O.T.C. program ? - The green boys, sir. - Oh, right. Between us, I don't care what you do with those boys, as long as you keep them out of my hair. Is that all ? - Oh ! Would you like a tour of the campus ? No. I'd like to see my men. Fall in ! Move it, you idiots ! Let's go ! Come on, Williams ! Let's move it. Get a hop on it, boy ! Mo-o-o-o-ve ! Fall in, everyone ! Fall in ! Let's go ! Come on, people ! Mo-o-o-ve ! Hustle, hustle, hustle ! Let's go. Giddyap ! Giddyap, let's go !
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- Feel I'm gettin' weaker... while Charlie's growin' stronger in the jungle. I can't lose my edge. I gotta keep my strength up. I gotta maintain discipline. Because the hard reality was... I gotta get a job. - And what better place... than somewhere that would allow me to employ... my skills as a trained killer. Mister... Payne ?
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Welcome, parents, to Madison School. For your convenience, we will be announcing activities throughout the day, if they happen.
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He's coming ! He's coming !
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Agh. Y-You said you were gonna-- hit me in the face. What, you callin' me a liar ?
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Look, it's been four hours. He hasn't blinked. These Special Forces guys can sleep with their eyes open. Trust me.
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Let's go, maggots. Follow my lead ! Payne's not here He's in our ass Payne's not here He's in our ass Butt's so tight he can't pass gas Butt's so tight he can't pass gas - Sound off - One, two - Sound off - Three, four Break it on down Break it on down Break it on down Break it down You like to rhyme, boy ? What's your name ? Bushwick Bill ? No, let me guess. You Snoop Diggety Dogg. Turds ! Front leanin' rest position. Move ! I'm 'a teach you how I rhyme military style !
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Sensitive, sensitive. Hello, there, fella. You know what you're havin' ? It's called a nightmare. You know what a nightmare is ?
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Man, you sure about this ? He looks awake to me. No, I checked on that. Watch this. Yo, turd-sniffer. Maggot-face ! See ? He's dead to the world. Let's go.